I edit good. And write, but not enough.
I'm on the twitter as @lynnbeighley
Fiction published in:
Oh Sandy, A Charity Anthology
Ink Sweat & Tears
Apocrypha and Abstractions
Lost Children: A Charity Anthology
Drupal For Dummies (I snuck one of my stories in a screenshot. I'm that needy.)
Ottawa Arts Review (CA)
Bunch of other places, do you care?
Scorpion paperweight in Lucite(tm). The unsatisfying meshing of the virtual and actual world. Stress. Something funny, which in my hands turns into something off-kilter.
Ishiguro, Eugenides, Hornby, Irving, Dexter, Atwood, McCarthy, more, more, more, more, and more.
Thanks for the comment, Lynn. You are right. It does need tightening up. I may expand on it at some point and have begun a second part which may or may not get completed.
Hello, Ms. Lynn. Thank you so much for reading my eBay silliness. And for the fav, if you fav'ed it. I've lost track of newfangled computer things.
Thank you for reading Flashing on Z. Yes, it is nonsense, but fun. Best, Lucinda
I’m not sure I thanked you for the noteon Gay Girlfriends. Thanks.
I was a Tech Writer for a while, even taught it at UC Berkely Extension. My wife till does tech. Writing .
Got a chance to move to Corp. TV which I like much more. My wife says I’ve gone over to the Dark Side (marketing).
I say hooray for the Dark Side!
Hi Lynn- Thanks for your comment! Off to check out your stories!
Lynn, thank you for your comment. I'm enjoying your work!
I'm your newest fan. And thanks for noticing "Greener Than Thou."
"The Sound of Zippers In Context"!!!!! so amazing woman.
Your support is so appreciated, Lynn. Glad you liked "Sweet Sounds of Home".
Lynn, thanks for the comment on my Letter to Saint Francis. I think it worked. Ha!
i like unicorns, bacon, the combination of the two, and the denial of the two from one another.
Hi Lynn, thanks for sayin' "hi" on the twitternet.
Nice to meet you too! Let me know what you think!
Hi Lynn, nice to run into you here! Thanks for your comments on "Walt's Frozen Head" - George
my goodness thank you! do you mind if I ask which bookstore? this so made my day!
Lynn, I think since they're guys it should be "pissing" . . .thank you much.
Lynn: We seem to have had a mutual admiration society going on today. Thanks for coming by and giving "Manhattan, Sunday Morning" some love.
Dear LB: I hope I can be like you when I get big.
Thanks for your delightful comment about my story "Sisters." What a hoot! Thanks for the fav, too.
Thanks Lynn! I very much appreciate your kind words about InfiniDate and Forewarned! I also love reading your tweets and your stories!
Lynn, thanks so much for the read and comment for my story "Where Shall We Meet?" I really appreciate it.
Hi Lynn! Thanks for reading and appreciating my latest!
Lynn, thanks for reading and commenting on "Jump"! Much appreciated.
Thanks for your kind words about my piece, Lynn. I look forward to reading your work.
Thanks, Lynn, for the comment on "Dorothy's Parker House Rolls." Following you now on Twitter....
Thanks for reading me, Lynn.
Hi Lynn. Thank you for your comment on what I wanted in 1968. I've taken a bit of a break so this is overdue, but I wanted to let you know of my appreciation. Take care.
I am okay, I was really mortified for a few minutes, wailed to Marcus about how I had totally destroyed your wonderful place and how sorry I was, got laughed at. (The word "diva" may have been bandied about in reference to my histrionics. I choose not to recall.)
Been enjoying your work. Got quite a kick out of Cunning Literalist. (As I write this comment, I see it's got 69 views. Appropriate.
Hi Lynn, god I am so sorry. I had no idea I was doing so much wrong. I did not mean to be rude, not at all. Thanks so much for your comments on Picking Up Physicists and Momma's Dogs. :)
Lynn, thanks for your moxie comment and fave on “God Bless You, Mr. Rinsewater.” I am smiling, angelically!
Lynn, thanks for the fave and the comment on "She said." I thrive on that kind of support.
Lynn, I just *now* got your welcome message on my wall (and by "got", I meant comprehended, not received). Oy. I'm hopeless.
Thanks for your lovely comments and fav of "Avoidance." I really appreciate it!
thanks for reading Shark!
Thanks, Lynn, for reading The Musical, and the comment and star. Your cavewoman one is sill my favorite, and Christian Bell's is second. :)
You are very kind. Thank you for reading and commenting on "Still Life."
Lynn - Appreciate the feedback on "Health Code". Happy to have you read.
I know you said I didn't have to write on your wall, but it isn't hard to be nice and I like being nice to you. Breasts aren't all bad. I'd like to think they get me out of speeding tickets.
Hey, Lynn, thanks for the comment on Zorro!
Lynn, thanks for reading and commenting on "Leftover Author's Notes." Much appreciated!
Thanks for reading 2089 :)
Lynn, thanks for your read, comment, and fave on "Dear What I Wanted"!
Thanks, Lynn :) Glad you like Passage.
thanks for the read and comment. I have another revision or seven in me. I'll look that over.
Lynn, happy to see your read on my 19__! Thank you. And you're right - it was only surgery because the surgeon who happened to be on hand performed it, and I would guess that the mother's tweezers were the perfect implement.
Thank you, Lynn - thank you very much!
hello lynn...thanks for the read and comment on a story. i thought i'd pass along my favorite palindrome: In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. it means something like we turn circles in the night consumed by a fire....
Hey! It's me! From twitter!
I wrote on your wall with crayon.
Thanks for the encouragment on Snapshots. Your use of the word 'appreciate' makes me think you've been there. Cheers, LarryS
How did you get into writing for the "For Dummies" series?
P.S. Thanks for faving "Rebuttal."
Admit it--the only reason you did so was because there's a butt in rebuttal.
"Typing," not "yping." I don't know what "yping" is.
Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn. Your name starts to look wrong after yping your name several times in a row.
I am going to read more of your stories and sit here quietly until you post more. Go on, pretend I'm not here.
Hard for me to believe your work is met by silence. But glad to be one of the voices in answer to it!
Thanks, Lynn, for reading and faving "We Put a Smile Back on Your Face." I'm looking forward to reading your stories.
Thank you, Lynn, for 'fav-ing' thirty seconds. You flatter me, and I thank you. Duggar is nothing less than brilliant. I wish I had written it. :-)
Thanks Lynn for your thoughts on Fly - much appreciated.
Lynn, Finn', Finn', Lynn. :-)
OMG, lynn beighley. i cannot believe you are here. i actually use your book HeadFirst SQL to teach in another incarnation. after thanking you for your kind comment, i'd like to lay at your feet for a moment if i may. i think you're a star.
Thanks for the fave of "I Am Not a Corpse," Lynn. Much appreciated!
Dog in the Room is a minor masterpiece, Lynn! We are fortunate you returned to fiction -- welcome to FN.
Welcome to FN, Lynn.