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After this last death, I lose at musical chairs. Rough strangers shove me toward the carved door. Feeling fierce, I yell, “Don't push me!” House racked with noise, smells, rushing, I turn the…

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First there was an eruption. Which is where it all began. Spewing ash clouds miles up and miles wide. It made the non-believers stroke their chins somewhat. Richard Quest-Means-Business was suddenly a volcanologist.

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eras mia, tu eres la primera

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I watched the blood flow and be wiped away. Today I thought of you.

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Should have washed our hands, we thought after, licking sugar-spit and dirt.


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Biscuits and gravy. I'm off today, I'm lazy.


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Tonight the autumn air is clear and still. There is no frost to compare to moonbeams; no wind carries lotus fragrance or rustles maple leaves.