Last night a stranger approached me and told me that I could save a life by visiting a certain restaurant in Chinatown called Wing Kee.
Tell them words are math counting forever four letters of truth
"He’s from some godforsaken village in the Andes, where they burn llama turds for fuel.”
I want the luxury of hearing other people who disagree with me tell me why I’m an asshole!
I formed a snowball in my bare hands. Hard as a rock, I let her fly.
“Professor Gosser,”continued Victor, “I once screwed three women in a row--I mean of course, time, not space—good one, huh? Well, each woman farted at the exact moment she climaxed. Would that qualify as coincidence? And did it have anything to do with th
Amen, no more nothingness now, finally the hilarity of a band of abecedarians getting drunk on whiskey and beer. We've been in this place since 11 am, now its December in January On the toilet cubicle wall are words such as Sorry and …
I had a terribly vivid dream
where a big leaf was talking to a baby,
and the Mouseketeers had grown fat,
and my lover was passing the healing comb
through the hair of my soul during the night
as she retouched my youth,
so I could rejoin
In the small towns of central and southern Illinois there lives a very indecent sort of man.
The universe will fuck you over in the end./
That’s what it does, what it’s good at—
The hose was used to suffocate the parish priest.
David awoke to the sound of a subtle melody and the tap tap tip, taptap of a fading rain shower. He wasn’t sure which sound he liked better and was glad that he didn’t have to choose.
"Give it to me I said, you dip! Fork it over!"
Oh well, you're still irreplaceable . . . Yeah, for a few weeks of my life, anyway . . .
Maybe the thing is over by now. They have gathered up all the pictures and mementos of our dad’s life and hauled them away.