A. W. Pafford

About Me

I am not a professional model, etiquette columnist or life coach. I volunteer.

I went to comic book school.

I used to have long hair; also a Mohawk. Not at the same time.

I lived there.

I drove through there.

I attended that type of church.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. The sleeve’s rolled up.

Why do you write?

"Imprisonment of the body is bitter; imprisonment of the mind is worse." — Thornton Wilder

Any favorite authors? Books?

The first book to make me laugh was <i>Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch</i> by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

Raymond Chandler made otherwise mild-mannered sidewalks crave rain.

I read a lot of dictionaries, growing up.