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“It's going to be hitting around the mid-90's tomorrow” said the television expert. “So what? Like 1995?” “Maybe, perhaps even '96” “Does this mean I should break out my Backstreet Boys record?” …
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180253
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Hunger only makes people hungry, but bad hair can ruin your whole day.
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180282
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The Numbers will never romp up the stairs from the laundry room to slip warm socks on your feet on a winter’s night.
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180210
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Conjoined - her hardened nipple brushing, softly, against him, his chest hair caressing her skin like a thousand hungry lovers’ fingers – the perfect moment lasted eternity.
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1. BLAME THE PARENTS This seems to be the most popular position on social platforms. Mom and Dad should have been watching this kid more closely. Period. Because how could any good parent fail to notice their own child climbing over a…
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That night he dreamed about a duel with toothbrushes....
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Waking in the middle of the night, tangled in the hotel sheets, I wanted to hear the story again: their pilot friend, the war, his specialty. "It's just a screw, son," Dad said, "nothing exotic."
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180200
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And Mickey said to the reporter, "I wrote a play for Richard. It is the wild play I performed with Richard. I think he will like this shit."
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180294
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A jollier zombie you shall never find. You must trust me on this!
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180254
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Never touch David Letterman's neck!
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180266
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A son packs his bag - bottled water, extra masks, and jerky. Mom paces behind him. “Don't go.”
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180200
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"Did I have a choice? Could I just open my eyes, did I have to ‘see’ as he was telling me now I could? I decided to go for it. What did I have to lose? This was all a dream, too much driving to get here, too much reunion, too much food, too much beer. Or
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After she died, clearing out her safe deposit box at the local bank, I found more numberplates.
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180288
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dicks, skulls and upside down crosses
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When Kat returned home from The East Street Wars, she learned that her epileptic lover, White Dog, died from madness
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Bare feet on hardwood floor
Twists into circles
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18011715
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With such a world/
one must invent a heaven
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I remember being sent a picture once from one of my old roommates, Louise, back in Chicago where I came from. The photo was taken when she’d come out for a visit to California. In the picture I am sitting on the front stairs of my house in the Rockridge
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180187
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We want our lives even-cut, …
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180152
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I considered explaining that the universe is still evolving and changing, but the look on her face said GENESIS ONE.
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Emi however, took her sister’s arm and looked at the bandage. Her normal green eyes stared coldly at the wound made by one of the large centipedes. Mayumi realized there was some sense of emotion from Emi wanting to come out.
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18011513
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We lived on the edge of a tiny Iowa town, and picked corn fields were steps away.
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180155
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His people eat soggy casseroles and smile with tight lips.
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18001617
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If I wanted cautious I wouldn't be in her bed. She would only sleep with her husband. Adultery is not for pussies. So I dive back into the conversation which has made my dick limp and ask where I'm wrong in our post-coital chatter and she says it doesn't
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180022
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I flung the basketball at the hoop and Cooper shagged the ball. He was the luckiest bastard I knew. ...
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180074
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"Merry Christmas, Willie."
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18002214
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I thought each day died inside the clock.
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180011
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There was an ownership about the makeshift carnival. There was a therapy there.
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1800147
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where is the magic at?
the spit
the dirt
or the words?
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18001814
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Also in development,/
the anatomically perfect robot/
pool boy and naughty maid,
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