Like Virgos
by Guy Yasko
-- All the guys who hit on me are Virgos.
-- Like Gary?
-- Like Gary.
-- How could Gary be a Virgo? Look what he did with his hydrangeas.
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Author's Note
I wanted to ask "how do you know they're Virgos?" but the time to ask had passed. I decided to balance the query with equal and opposite insanity.
Thanks to Robert for the title suggestion.
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Love this. Favorite. I have Virgo ascending and a Virgo moon. This explains why my hair is so out of control and I have to remind myself to shave my legs. Ha.
This is so funny! & to the point! It shows way more than what is actually written on the page.
I could see the hydrangea carnage clearly.
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Thanks so much, Misti & Susan.
Love this Guy! Funny, and thought-full and hilarious. And my favorite color is orange. Fave.
um--
this gary has been meeting far too many virgos of late--
not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you--
just saying.
Ha! Very funny. I am married to a Virgo -- I get this. But, is it the old Virgo, or the new star-realigned Virgo? Peace...
Ah Guy! Just found this -- you must have posted while I was away a while... Classic minimalist Yasko. Love this.
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