Most read stories

No Fat Chicks

12631263 views44 comments11 fav

I have to look closely to be sure But they are there Bold stickers on three sides of the truck's cab Porcine cartoons Cutely admonishing No fat chicks! I am enraged Who does this guy think he is? This contractor's helper who makes …

Elemental

12631263 views2929 comments1818 favs

It was in the last expulsion/explosion (theories differ) that we became OneWith. Tsunami. Seism. Zud. All matter cast out outcast came back like a gangster on crack. What did it think it was? Who do we think we are? It thinks we think it thinks…

Momma's Prayers

12631263 views33 comments33 favs

One night, I wake and Daddy’s in the bathroom with a hanger in his mouth.

Take Two Llamas and Call Me in the Morning

12631263 views44 comments22 favs

A Massachusetts nursing home that doesn’t believe in antipsychotic drugs uses a llama named Travis to calm patients.

Shenanigans 1 : Lack of observation

12621262 views22 comments00 favs

Keep it quick (and they usually did) and it was simple. Quick as the walk between their houses, from number 27 to number 33 (odd numbers only), and simple as the alibi.

Yes, the End Time Is Near

12621262 views55 comments44 favs

We’ll just choke on all our shit

We shall wait and see

12621262 views44 comments44 favs

Then there is Ethelbert's husband whom Ethelbert hasn't met yet, and who has literally weighed in, as if fed up and tired of waiting for a long, in full length, needless, wake up story. That is when Ethelbert asks, "Amy who?" related to a different group

PTSD

12621262 views66 comments33 favs

the queue for hell

Things that blow up

12621262 views00 comments00 favs

For as long as John could remember, he loved to blow up things. It started back in grade school with firecrackers and cherry bombs—he would put them in toys, tin cans, shit like that to see what would happen. Then he advanced to stronger stuff, M-80s. Skip and…

Valedictory

12621262 views22 comments22 favs

A speech that could not have been anything but earnestly prepared, sweated out under a hot light bulb while june bugs thumped against screens, delivered to fellow graduates, relatives, a state senator, the high school principle, and faculty representatives, all seated …

But She Means Well

12621262 views55 comments55 favs

My wife said she’d only be gone 10 minutes. 10 minutes. She left me with the 2 boxes we couldn’t fit into the car, and went home to unload the 5 others. She’d be back in 10 minutes. I got a call after half an hour, she was on her way back to get me. I

Color

12621262 views55 comments22 favs

Red leaves green trees wind chimes tune

Lunch Business

12621262 views66 comments33 favs

It's lunch in the car time at 5:30 pm The car sits next to the mattress delivery truck in hope of receiving a blanket of shade

Now I'm not a virgin anymore

12621262 views33 comments00 favs

On my second trip home from the University of Illinois down state in Urbana, it was during our break between semesters, I remember it was a particularly freezing cold and miserable January (1963.) I had a date with Lynda.

Admonition

12621262 views2121 comments1414 favs

Let routine/ propel you through/ the day after/ the day before.

Rite-Aid

12621262 views22 comments00 favs

It was the most prestigious cashier position in the entire state!

Two Snapshots of A Drowning Girl

12621262 views00 comments00 favs

One fine afternoon a few months after her husband's death, Susan awoke in the porcelain tub of her gigantic, empty house with: two champagne bottles, one only half-empty; a Xanax bottle, completely empty; and a loaded gun, which was most startling

Round Dance

12621262 views66 comments44 favs

Cold smoke from the crater Breathes on our eyelashes; The abysmal emptiness held Its breath just once.

Going Along for the Ride

12621262 views11 comment11 fav

You could hear her coming from a long way off like she kept trying to catch her breath, like she was getting the fun rattled out of her bones. But it was laughter, always laughter that kept on filling up her belly from the inside and she was

OCTOBER 22nd

12621262 views00 comments00 favs

A young officer approached the lawn where Shane was picketing with friends. All from middle-class neighborhoods, none considered "troubled," they were beginning to learn that obeying the law wasn't always enough . . .

gravelortian part 22

12621262 views44 comments33 favs

This grey is going to kill me

Cookies

12621262 views66 comments33 favs

What was it about the aged and cookies? Here was another one that relished them. Sebastian's grandmother was a specialist. People on the outside thought she was a bird enthusiast. Grandma could be seen refilling the bird feeders at all hours. After the morning…

At the Farrah Fawcett Wing of the Smithsonian

12621262 views33 comments11 fav

I hope some of my students will go on to advanced studies in Charlie’s Angelsology, maybe write a master’s thesis like “Kate Jackson: Third Wheel or Brunette Glue That Held the Angels Together?”

Something Wrong

12621262 views11 comment00 favs

Her questions apparently had their desired effect.

Screen Saver

12611261 views00 comments00 favs

Carl was tight with stress, he is the lead architect and developer on a new condo in the newly gentrified section, DUM-AS, (which stands for Direct U-turn from Manhattan-Almost Scary.) Carl’s condo is one of a pair of new condo’s erected at the same time

Unintentional Hermits- Becky

12611261 views11 comment11 fav

Suddenly she feels the urge to go, the TV lounge, with its flat Ikea furniture and black sofas where two young men glowering sprawl, is unknown territory. She can imagine those eyes, mouths, hands all over her. One of them looks up and there is an unspoke

Homeland Security

12611261 views22 comments11 fav

By the time I got back to the island only Henson was still alive. He didn’t speak; the gun said it all.

'Danny's Navel Adventure'

12611261 views00 comments00 favs

Danny is one of life's armchair philosophers, and in a moment of complete absurdity asks himself if he has ever been in love. From that moment on he embarks on a quest to find out. Follow Danny as he searches for the 'Pink Blancmange', gets propositioned

Five Million Yen: Chapter 61

12611261 views33 comments11 fav

Dan Arris sat in Chez Colette enjoying a roulade of veal stuffed with root vegetables. He was not a happy man.

The Day of the Dust Devils

12611261 views22 comments11 fav

The main street has turned into the lowland of dust devils, with the red sun scorching, continuing to serve the living like a giant blood pentacle.It looks like a heathen ritual invoking an ugly looking God with wings or horns, but beneath the whirlwind of rising…