Band Names Too
by Jerry Ratch
Gun Notches
Working Stiff
Garlic Torch
Dog Crouch
Menbrain
Membrane
Ein Zwei Drei
Fake German Soldier
Wet Tissue
Tissue Paper Pants
Tough Stains
Adam and Evil
Closed Loophole
Wait For It
Fiscal Cliff and the Cliffhangers
Republic Cans
Junk Heap
Grumpy and The Skinny Dinosaurs
Hillary's Pantsuits
Early Riser
Roller Coaster Rooster
Bambam Rooster
Eating Crows
Don't Move
Hands Up
Gag Order
Twinkies Defense
Potsticker
Hare Pumpkin
Band Width
Pulled Pork
Dummies for Dummies
Stale Nuts
Fickle Pickle
Bus Bench Bums
Fresh Mesh and the Ventilators
Fiscal Cliff and the Merry Widow Pranksters
Mortgage and the Relief
Disputin Devils
Barn Owl
Fire Hydrant
Muffin Top
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Held it in until I got to "Hillary's Pantsuits". "Fiscal Cliff" and "Republic Cans" helped me get there, tho. Then I rested. I'm shot for the rest of the evening. *
Very entertaining.
You had me at Adam and Evil. *
You win hands down for the worst names I ever heard with Fake German Soldier as Number 1.