Pigeons Having Sex On An Air Conditioner In New York

by Jerry Ratch

“The place is great”

we told the rental agent

“except for one thing


“Pigeons are nesting

on the air conditioner

in the bedroom window


“At 7 a.m. the pigeons

were having sex

on the air conditioner


“They started getting really wild

and throwing themselves

against the window”


There was a pause

while you could distinctly hear

the rental agent swallow


He cleared his throat

“That sounds kind of hot”

he said