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Chocolate Biscuits

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Josh was having a hard enough time getting through his final year of studies without having his sister point out his fledgling love life to his parents.

Assiduity Eight

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no snippet tasting

How to Have a Dinner Party

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sherbet is hard cash.

The Gentleman on the Train

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The gentleman is discreet, but his eyes wander from his paper at intervals as we travel together from London to Manchester. We happen to be on the same train and he happens to be sitting opposite me. I happen to be a size 34C.

A Skeptic’s Faith

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Sunrise steals

Fast

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Everything seems still, but it's not.

Dumpster

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When flash and bang merge you are, according to the manual, in deep do-do.

Eating Dim Sum with Di

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Lindsey and I are both talking loudly about things we would never talk about in real life, under the impression that this is all somehow instructional for Di. But I think it's really more about us. Di gives us an excuse to talk like two people unjustifiab

Secret Lives of Cell Phones

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...collapse of the human world. Go, cell phones!

Moi et Stendhal's Lust for Women's Eyebrows

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“Oh yeah?" I said to Stendhal. "I found six references to women's eyebrows in Travels in the South of France. That's all you think about!”

Deception

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Distance.

Martin

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He'd sit or stand, as if this was common to see: in the street walking by, such a man.

Some Pianos

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We bought a grand piano at Steinway Hall after 9/11, chased uptown by the dust of death and awakening from dreams of miniature jumpers stuck in the icing of white wedding cakes

Balm (excerpt)

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my second language / to silence / plainsong of / the breast

Awaiting the End of Time

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The alphabets will disappear.

Bedtime Stories

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Even before I tap on the door I know I am being watched with one eye. My footsteps have surely given me away. A swift tug on it reveals her to me—half of her, that is, and I slink past the threshold, to her. From her eyes I see that she has…

The Man That Wasn't Hers

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"I am lying on my back and am confused."

Baffled

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It's a tunnel, you know, like the neck of a bottle, the tunnel the hair comes up, it's coming out soon, I'm an adolescent now, dammit.

If You Want To Work At Club Arseni

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I hev my girls shave.

Let's Walk This Dog

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if you don't quiver with anticipation you'll barely manage to explode

The Cenataur (Part 1)

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Love needs loathing like cold weather needs warm clothing. And all truths, untruths and part truths need a place to live when a mind gets too sardine-packed with information and cynicism... Some say there was a time when the light was brighter, the ear

It Isn’t Personal. It’s Business

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because you pay/ for it to matter to me.

Wavering Faith

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Grady Quail wondered why God didn't just have another son

Storyboard

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For a time he documented his facial expressions.

A Change in Plan

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Times were tough back then. Just a few jobs. This was in the late thirties. It's the story of how Albert hooked up with Iris. Their unlikely meeting took place when they met out on the Highway 61 right-of-way just outside of Natchez, Mississippi, each trying to hitch…

My Glass is Waiting

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The trouble with alarm clocks is naturally that they are miserable. And their curse is that their misery is useful: we employ them because we want to get away from them. But we would never have one as a friend.

Hanging By A Moment

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It's come down to this: you're a grown man afraid to face his own son. For the past few years there has been tension;…

Everything the Traffic Will Allow

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there’s more to life than poontang but not when you’re sixteen and your hands are full of heavy breasts

You're All Knuckles

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Her eyeballs are made of fur, like plush little bumblebees at home in her sockets.

THUNDERSNOW

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I know who done it. Them goddamn taters. I walked around the yard and started picking up pieces of the camaro, wondering if, from above, they’d laid the parts out into some kinda cult symbols or something.