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176074
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You can use your shoelaces or an Ace bandage. Loop a belt around your neck and toss the loose end over a shower curtain or closet pole. Pull. Try to lift yourself off the ground.
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1760119
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"Jesus was a zombie?" I ask, shocked.
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176086
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We are prisoners of anticipation.
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176053
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Another Saturday in April. Another set of scars.
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1760129
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We've talked often about that night, where six hours of our life disappeared, about our shared experience, and the big question of why.
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1760178
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176094
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The truth about the bird and the snake is this. They are dead. And me? I cannot stop thinking about them.
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176044
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When I was 10 or 11, some people thought that my father was my grandfather, that my brother was my father, and that my mother was my sister!
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176087
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175932
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I don't know if I'm going to get Alzheimer's, but know I don‘t want to. That's why I just read “100 Simple Things You Can Do To Prevent Alzheimer's“ by medical journalist Jean Carper. Doing simple things is something I'm good at. And while I'm…
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17591211
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Cellulite is legal to have, either way.
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175921
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I kept a journal
for so many years
I've forgotten
everything I wrote.
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1759158
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this reaching, this striving to love like it's there becoming something we need.
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175964
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When I was 17, they said in an e-mail that you would get too drunk to function and that you would abuse them, verbally, and do way more than embarrass them in public. They said you'd yell at them and hit their mom for any reason. They put a restraining order on you.…
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175964
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A junkyard Bison seems an odd choice over the usual dog, but it did the job--trampling trespassers, vagrants and unautorized salvagers with a violent and admirable efficiency
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175943
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"I'll tell you one thing I don't want to see, armed confrontation, leading to domestic warfare."
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1759106
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“Ol’ Betty has a nice set of headlights,” he says with a wink as he springs out of the recliner.
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17591110
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Someone will labor to keep it alive/
although the body will want but/
to return to random particles
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175974
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They had been wintering on the Cape under gunmetal skies...
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175997
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the array of regularly spaced wavering human forms floating upright seems to extend endlessly in all directions.
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1758129
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Particles flung by the sun
pierce us through, undetected
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175833
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In a corner of a neighbor’s land too stony to till Cob makes a mystery.
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175882
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It takes twelve years for the hot water to run out and your skin has not even begun to prune.
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175884
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Bare feet on hardwood floor
Twists into circles
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175820
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You were at a saloon on Water Street. Witnesses say. You were taken out of the place and put on a sloop against your will. Witnesses don’t say.
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Joaquin Phoenix has inspired me to quit writing and purse my true lifelong passion.
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175873
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Having read the poetry of Dennison
I hereby give up writing.
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175794
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None of us took it too seriously when Gregory from underwriting said he was dating a real-life witch. Being an underwriter is not as interesting as say being a writer. That's why the greatest underwriter in America, Ajit Jain, gets paid per hour what Jame
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175752
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I imagined the sun to be the moon and discovered it was not on a road trip in California where I noticed the sun on one side and the moon on the other.
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