American Triptych
by Gary Hardaway
The First Asshole
He asserted his dominance,
raised his sharpened stick,
and growled others of the tribe
into glum acquiescence. His
descendants, brandishing
variations of the stick and growl,
have exercised dominion ever since.
They Invented the Guillotine
as a Humane Way to Execute
It's always fun and easy
to punish the poor
for everybody hates them
especially themselves.
It's harmless sport
like shooting
sparrows and grackles
with a pellet gun
as they land in trees
inside your fenced back yard
as the new pubic hair
begins to tickle your balls.
Let the Shit Get Real
For the love of guns,
surely they would love
to swallow point blank barrels
and their lead ejaculates-
an ecstatic
martyrdumb
in the marketplace
of right through might.
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"martyrdumb"
Sorry. My inner teenager is still laughing.*
I want to show this to my grandpa, who told me he felt bad for me because I'd never know what the "good old days" were like. I hid my scoffing out of respect. HA.
Love *
What Amanda said. And the lead ejaculating. Good stuff. *
Interesting. I'm pretty sure that the first asshole would have had a woman egging him on.
Or in the history of the species? *
Ouch all around. Good pieces, Gary. *
Thank you, Chris, Amanda, Felicia, John, Samuel, Matt, and Sam for reading and responding.
I like poetry that's angry for a good reason.
Good work here, Gary.
Thanks you Bill