1674 5 5
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I got an email notification that your relationship status had changed to Single...
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167498
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Everybody called her The Crier because from time to time we would hear her crying.
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167474
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The Judge waited for the perfect wave.
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1674117
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Except with the language I was born to./
Occasionally, with painters and collagists-//
dead now, typically- who can’t voice/
opposition to my misappropriations.
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1674149
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the wind mistook your arms for wings
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167441
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threads of Cocoa Krispies
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167465
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Q: What's the best song to sing to your doc before cataract surgery?
A: I Only Have Eyes For You
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167455
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there should be a word for it.
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1674148
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167442
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Had this been a film, I’d have seen you at once. Extreme close-up: my finger on the green button that opens the door to the park. Long shot: my leaving my bike at the entrance. Slow shot: my walking down the narrow stone path.
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167352
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Send me a secret story in a song just for me
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167300
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“Devil’s Pass.” It had the highest rate of vehicle fatalities per year in the entire State of Colorado. Everyone in my state drove like a bunch of stupid rejects, so I asked the guy just how many? He replied,
“Four thousand for the entire state!...Nin
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167374
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Once again there's too much to handle and
no space to process
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167311
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Later, your father stared, confused, at the empty spot where the wall paint layers ended in the shape of the old machines. He stopped coming in.
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1673127
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167375
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The Devil and the Holy Ghost played Euchre on Friday nights. The Devil drank rock and rye and the Holy Ghost went for Miller Lite. What just irks hell out of me, pardon my French, the Ghost began, is that nobody knows who the fuck I am.
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167361
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I do not know what zinzins is, what a zinzins is, who zinzins is.
I do not want to know
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167310
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Floating along the ebbs of the ocean,toward the horizon, where time has no say,an end that will never be reached.
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167311
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“We know you’re in there, motherfucker. Step out, slowly, and we might keep you fit for an open casket funeral."
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167331
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I’m secretly hoping for a huge bouquet, a fruit basket, a pickle jar of urine in a lunch bag on my doorstep, even.
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167263
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"Thanks for the wild sex--let me know if you have any problems with the lint trap."
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167253
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Little mercy, ten fingers, ten toes.
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167276
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“Now we lay you in your grave
There was no way you could be saved
You hate our lord Jesus and he can tell
Which is why you will burn in hell.”
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167264
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As black as his socks with a hole in them she used to sew while watching. The octopus has three hearts you know. Yes, No and Maybe.
As black as inkpots, inkjets, as black as typewriter ribbons and the Gutenberg press, as black as the ink of a trillion
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167221
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The story itself is not much longer than a snippet. What is a snippet anyway?
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167232
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[THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN EDITED FOR CONTENT, AND TO RUN IN THE TIME ALLOTTED.]
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1672102
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And I don't know how long it will be until she comes outside and figures it all out.
Figures me out.
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167211
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He had a handsome dial tone, we called him every name but his.
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167191
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Naked, we stood in my shower. When she kicked my tool, I noticed she had a toe ring.
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