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We’re on our way out, my brother and me, to the graveyard.
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1818138
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Every morning if I don't have to go potty....
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181822
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"Honey," I called out to my wife. "Why do we have Spam in the closet?"
"You mean unsolicited bulk messages sent electronically?"
"No--the canned, precooked meat product made by the Hormel Corporation."
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181844
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Sitting near her desk, like a dunce cap,
red
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181832
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I’ll tell you what’s wrong
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18181715
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I'm a lot wiser now but so what?
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181800
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We dig up conscience-tunnels, pluck the play-flower of present choice for fun, run aground, past this dimly lit, though not to be underestimated, stage, and open door upon empty door, to nothing, for the lights are a pulse flickering in the perceptual per
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181899
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Your honour stinks of failed fishing trips to Galway.
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1818129
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I had a crappy room on the fourth floor of a crappy hotel.
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181800
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181765
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There’s a hole in my sock, just large enough that my big toe keeps slipping out.
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18171513
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I am eternal/
as long as the power holds
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181733
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Don’t worry about what went aloud. I said nothing.
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1817138
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1817137
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His note said: “I’m sick of low attendance.”
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181700
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Would a chickenshit leave her like I did yesterday?
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181797
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It sometimes happens a student remains a friend long after you both have abandon academe.
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181774
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It was impossible
that you wouldn't love me
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181711
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“Man, that Fats just nothin’ but a powerhouse, nothin’ but ‘Jesus Rolled Away the Stone’ and them Cats his apostles.” La KeeSha replied, “Ya’ll a real Blues Daddy now.”
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181685
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I'll never be a Republican Megadonor or a Doomed Aviatrix. But I'm okay with that.
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181653
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Although still uncertain of whether she was a she fish or a he fish (she definitely hated being an it fish), the fish liked what she saw of Nags Head. Finally, a world that gave her a choice. And felt no need to verify whether she was a real she fish, or just a he fish…
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18161712
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love weaves a perforated web
between the spikes
of longing
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181600
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He awoke with a start. This was not the first time he did so. He couldn't afford these occasional bouts of sleep. And certainly not in the land of the Tsantsa hunters.
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181664
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the first day of preschool/ my mother walked me down the street/ to a tall building that cut/ like a knife made of bricks/ right into the street,/ an american flag/ sticking straight out/ just above the door.
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181633
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artemis is but a mincing fawn:/ no sacred bitches need i in my ranks,/ nor hunting dogs to tear a man apart/ when i have teeth enough to bruise fine flanks.
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181576
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Scavenge at that address only if you feel possessed of great courage, a profound faith in resurrection or reincarnation, or an impatient desire for a premature date with certain death.
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181577
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My wife and I were looking for a "fixer-upper." We were strange that way. We were leaving a rental which had cat tunnels built into the walls. One villa we toured had a heartbeat. In the basement, in place of a well pump, was a heart made of fibrous roots which had…
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181561
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ANTHONY I decide after Jill and I have dinner at her flat and smoke an enormous joint that I need to call Tyler, a conversation I'm not particularly looking forward to. I leave and she's not happy, but I tell her I have homework and we kiss a little bit…
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181531
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My small kitchen has barely enough room to turn around in, yet I had the feeling I was being watched. When I experience it again, just seconds later, I realize it was eyes watching, actual eyes, not a camera or machine.
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181584
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When Roger was small his two favorite toys were a tiny, squat doll called Care and a rubber millipede.
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