1331 5 3
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The bar was dark and a little dirty, and that suited Splinker's mood just fine.
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142366
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This tall, very blonde, very female, friend of mine. . . .
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136864
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bassackward/in the surreal/bathroom mirror
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1555108
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When I stumbled upon evidence that the man I'd loved and trusted for 20 years had a secret girlfriend for the past 10 of those years, he tried to deny it.“We never had sex!” he told me. And I believed him. For about two minutes.“You never…
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7863
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Dedicated to the memory of Leon Russell, who I’ve no doubt would’ve laffed his Carney ass off.
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51954
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Good Boy, when you first came home you were named after a shitty beer and that just seemed strange,
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6333
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new trumpian book.
and ... Omarosa installed as
Secretary of Trash Talk
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158945
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In all the years we lived here we never had any issues from the power towers behind our house, other than them being slightly unsightly. I didn't even notice them when we would socialize out back, especially when drinking. When it rains you can sometimes
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129454
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155743
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When I was a kid, I was terrified of dying in a bombing,
which is strange, really, because I lived in Long Island,
which has relatively few bombings to speak of.
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106155
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148097
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When I first arrived/footling-breeched/you two were there/ahead of me.
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5600
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I remember it was my sophomore
High school English teacher
Who managed to inspire me
To start writing a little something
And I remember also, oddly,
That she was missing a part
Of her middle finger on one hand
Maybe she just couldn't
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5311
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Oh, no, they’re ruining Hooters
With these new “family-friendly”
Unskimpified uniforms in Asia
I mean, it’s “Hooters”
Isn’t it? What could be
More family-friendly
Than a pair of hooters
By definition they are
“Family Friendly”
Geez,
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122022
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A single woman should regard every train ride as an opportunity, I once read in one of those “How to Find A Boyfriend” books. “When boarding the train, don't take the first available seat,“ the author advised. “Walk through all the cars…
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