Stories tagged humor

Not That New York

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in a plain brown bag to snort like a glue addict: Curry and porn The dog walker’s tangled pets

Snatch 8 (the zombie flash sequence--it never dies)

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Oh, gracious mercy, oh...

The Fourth Prague Defenestration: 19

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But when the KGB went out the castle window, what a surprise was waiting for them. Because we had lined the pit with a huge dung heap, and camouflaged it with a colored pink wrapping as if it were feathers, just like Cristo had done. We wrapped the shit p

Snatch 9 (there's been a time lapse)

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Blocks context...

HOSE-WATER CEREAL AND DAY-OLD SCONES: A SINGLE STROKE SEVEN MENU

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Gas station mart generic whiskey that smells sketchier than bathtub moonshine. Don’t worry about liver damage or going blind because you won’t be drinking it. You’ll need every drop to disinfect cuts and wounds since you and thousands of others in your co

Snatch XI

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Public voice when he's tense.

Snatch XII

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No. No. No.

Snatch XIII

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Yet...

Snatch (XIV)

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She's in charge.

Henny Penny On Why She Crossed the Road

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Ok, ok, people are forever asking me, so why did I cross the frickin’ road? Dumb-shit me, of course. Consequences waaay unforseen.

That Being Said

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Push the envelope

Road Gators

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A curious kind of roadkill.

The Amazing Adventures of Macro-Microbe

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Macro-Microbe parked his car and proceeded on foot, which was a misnomer because he had no feet. Typical for Manhattan, no one gave him a second glance except for a homeless woman who tried to sell him hand-sanitizer. Macro-Microbe locomoted himself insid

Nursery Rhymes Made Easy

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Nursery rhymes can be fun, but they can also be a source of great frustration. Haven’t you ever started reciting a nursery rhyme and then realized that you didn’t remember the whole thing?

Husband Googles Travel Zoo

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When you need a vacation...from everything.