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He wears an old black tux, shiny at the elbows, and his gray hair has been styled and sprayed into a fragile tornado. On his lap sits a Chihuahua wearing a bridal outfit—veil and all.
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Cat summoned for jury duty in Boston
Wayward hawk loose inside Library of Congress finally caught
(God only knows what happened to the doves)
Vacaville roof collapse blamed on bird droppings
These are a few of my favorite things
Piano mysterio
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My friend says there's some kind of bug that bites its mate's head off after they have sex.
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All right, so the frog I risked my lips on (not to mention the contents of my stomach) . . . .
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"kissing her with every muscle in my neck."
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Tony Soprano said, “My pal Franco is a misunderstood hopeless romantic. If you don't capiche that, I'll have a conversation with your kneecaps.”
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“We must never forget that we are children, and as children we dream, and when we dream, we dream of candy."
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Poor kid. She didn't mean to leave my business card on her kitchen counter next to the telephone. It was a mistake.
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They are kind of cool though I’ll admit…pretty types with perfect angles and poise and judicial daddies and shade tree homes, holding their books preciously against their tight bodies as if they’re into academics or something.
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Breaking News: Noted local writer and very minor celebrity Paul Steven Stone joined a growing list of talentless wannabes to bare skin and a hint of nipple in a shameless attempt to draw attention to his current blog posting. When asked how far he would g
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If a mid-life crisis wasn't about freedom, well Phil didn't know.
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At this stage of the game you don't even matter enough to have an asshole.
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He had expected more -- at least his grandfather's classic Packard touring car.
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