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Cat summoned for jury duty in Boston


by Jerry Ratch


Cat summoned for jury duty in Boston

Wayward hawk loose inside Library of Congress finally caught

(God only knows what happened to the doves)

Vacaville roof collapse blamed on bird droppings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Piano mysteriously appears on sandbar in Florida

Cell phone keeps ringing in Ukrainian crocodile's tummy

Chinese farmer gets life in prison for evading highway tolls

 

When a cat barks, when a dog parks, when a pig flies by

These are a few of my favorite things, and I can't say why

 

Mars rovers set to celebrate 7 years on the Red Planet

More than 1,000 dead birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

U.S. Navy to probe lewd videos shown to carrier crew

Iran hangs 12 drug traffickers and kidnappers

 

Beijing launches car quota to counter paralyzing gridlock

British government steps in to save Ringo Star's birthplace

blah, blah, blah

You get the picture

 

When a cat barks, when a dog parks, when a pig flies by

These are a few of my favorite things, and I can't say why

 

 

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