by Jerry Ratch
Cat summoned for jury duty in Boston
Wayward hawk loose inside Library of Congress finally caught
(God only knows what happened to the doves)
Vacaville roof collapse blamed on bird droppings
These are a few of my favorite things
Piano mysteriously appears on sandbar in Florida
Cell phone keeps ringing in Ukrainian crocodile's tummy
Chinese farmer gets life in prison for evading highway tolls
When a cat barks, when a dog parks, when a pig flies by
These are a few of my favorite things, and I can't say why
Mars rovers set to celebrate 7 years on the Red Planet
More than 1,000 dead birds fall from the sky in Arkansas
U.S. Navy to probe lewd videos shown to carrier crew
Iran hangs 12 drug traffickers and kidnappers
Beijing launches car quota to counter paralyzing gridlock
British government steps in to save Ringo Star's birthplace
blah, blah, blah
You get the picture
When a cat barks, when a dog parks, when a pig flies by
These are a few of my favorite things, and I can't say why
Thank you, my friend. Just what I needed today! Clever and fun. Thank you for sharing, as they say. *
Good poem, Jerry. Enjoyed.
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Thank you so much, Jack and Bill!