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Yahweh’s a betting deity, as bad as Lucifer at times. If you don’t believe me, look at the duck-billed platypus. Yahweh lost that time. So did the duck, but that’s another story.
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146097
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I am the marigold wheel no one can understand, the menace your grandfather warned you about. Yes, yes, that last phrase was overkill...
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124011
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On an overcast and humid day in August, Jesus—with Dad’s permission, of course—decided to make his grand return.
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121863
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No flinch, no stretch, no letting the cook get all golden about the chopping block.
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155634
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My tongue is clicking.
I want to act out.
I want an unprofessional bargain.
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Hers or mine?
You figure it out, jackass.
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132283
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That's when we struggle, got it? Right there on the floor. It's not the brawl of the century, and I'm not the pilot who delivers the Enola Gay.
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159795
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Scratch his eyes out, flashed through Edgar's head, scratch his eyes out.
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It's a tunnel, you know, like the neck of a bottle, the tunnel the hair comes up, it's coming out soon, I'm an adolescent now, dammit.
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9700
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“Books,” I said.
“Excuse me?” she asked.
“Sorry. Uh, this place has a lot of, uhh, books.”
“It does. Bookstores have a proclivity for them.”
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157232
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"So, is this the datgum exit?"
"Grumphfr exit fregerrock." (This response means either yes, it is, I told you that ten miles ago, or, no it's not, I told you that ten miles ago, depending if it’s the right exit or not.)
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It's Granny hauling her crooked soul into heaven. Guess who I stole that image from?
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600
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*Must have excellent communication skills and be able to talk pretty good.
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*Must have excellent communication skills and be able to talk pretty good.
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