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when women’s hair shrinks into tight curly balls and sits on top of their heads like scrunches of wool, blowing in the wind, hanging from the mouths of recently shot deer.
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6511
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“Lie to me, lie to me!” she kept screaming.
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3200
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Navy depends on dolphins to keep the Strait of Hormuz open.
Comment:
We’re in trouble.
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A man in Watchupecka, OH, was charged Wednesday night with drunken driving in heavy traffic in downtown Watchupecka when he failed to stop for a red light.
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3310
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Did you ever visit an Apple store? It’s like wandering around inside an alien space ship, isn’t it? Super bright lights, all these people running around with big giant heads, looking at you like you’re the alien when you start asking all your dumb big que
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6720
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Remember that punk rock group, the Cars? I wonder what happened to their arch-rival group, the Automobiles? It’s no wonder they never got anywhere with a name like that? Who would go to see an Automobile show?
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Once upon a time in the days of old
There lived a poor tailor who- I am told-
Did brag that his daughter
Spun straw into gold!
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1192300
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Two giant greasy hands were working those breasts hard, squeezing and tugging and pulling. She didn't holler.
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3010
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We are young
That’s all we’ve got
We take drugs
We smoke pot
You got mugged
And I got shot
We are young
That’s all we’ve got
I am cold
And you are hot
I am bold
Our bed’s a cot
You got mugged
And I got shot
Life is cold
Lif
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1000
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So, I’m sitting here
Admiring the girls
Flora and Fauna
Eat Love Pray, My Ass
Chew Lick Suck
Is more like it
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Tell me. George Washington and the Mona Lisa.
Brother and sister? Distantly related?
Or the same person?
Which is it?
Same huge forehead, same eyebrows.
That manly, knowing smile.
What did they know
that we don’t?
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At the time I first went to work for Mr. Byron my family was in a sorrowful state. My dad, much as I can recall, was one of those roving kinds, called himself a carpenter or contractor, depending on the kind of job he was aspiring to, and was subject to f
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Phil was scared.
Not of his own shadow, but of the three men from ConAgra who'd dropped a duffel bag of green outside his den the week before.
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Here is “Adrien Brody” through a Freudian lens: Calloway wanted to fuck her father. She flew to New York City to fuck a version of her father who has a name similar to an actor with an interesting nose and a lot of talent. Neither Calloway nor the actor n
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I am a shadow. Cooler than liquid. I don't need a container to take shape.
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