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Traffic, no need to be in a hurry.
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You drop your suitcase on the ceramic floor
and see the pajama set on your presumed side of the bed.
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His only weakness, Flo notes, is the ice-cream headache.
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Cataclysm was a bustling city
right across the river from Orgasm.
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We all tell them/even when our mothers
warned us only the Devil/tells stories
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“Hello. How are you?” “Me? I'm fine actually. Just sitting here in this little coffee shop. Sipping my coffee. I like it black, did you know that?” “Like your men?” ‘Excuse me?” “It's a joke… from…
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I parked an outhouse in Buzz's front yard late last night and blew it up. I suppose I should feel bad, but I don't. In fact, I think I strained something trying not to laugh out loud as I watched the contents of the crapper spatter all over the front of B
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The move into the new apartment made things worse than ever. I still couldn’t forget Pineapple. The three small rooms I’d rented overlooked a treeless street that ended at a narrow estuary choked with reeds. At the end of the block was a broken down f
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The move into the new apartment made things worse than ever. I still couldn’t forget Pineapple. The three small rooms I’d rented overlooked a treeless street that ended at a narrow estuary choked with reeds.
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Way stronger than Starbucks turned out to be.
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His colleagues were quickly able to confirm the astonishing finding. Yet it would not be the only groundbreaking discovery that morning. Upon further exploration of the crevices of the worn-down and grody couch, researchers stumbled upon a wealth of extra
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It is far into the future when humanity has all but squandered the sustenance of its home, Earth. Because of this, myself and three other candidates are selected to participate in a top-secret mission to retrieve fresh sources of solidified hydrogen from
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