70 2 1
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and two of his crow magnum buddies
Were right on his tail
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3030
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“OK. You're the CEO of a multinational corporation that buys politicians, hires foreign labor at slave wages and, worst of all, sells addictive poison to children..."
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26942
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The door of the Continental opened an old man, a true geezer, stepped out, scratched his baked potato-shaped head. He was wearing sky blue polyester pants, Velcro shoes, a white striped polo that accentuated his man boobs and turkey neck. This man hunched
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640
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I was a laid off teacher with a pocketful of dreams and a closet full of masters degrees. It all short circuited and I hit the bricks to pick up the pieces of my life and reinvent myself. I tried a couple of dead end rackets that were one way tickets to nowhere. I did a…
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146040
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“Hey,” I begin, a naughty smile breaking across my face before I can get to the punchline, “Want to drive around flipping off anyone with a Romney bumper sticker?”
Kaleb chuckles and beams at me. It seems everyone likes a good girl turned naughty.
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2900
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Now they tell me this was all part of the plan, the research project. Get me out of office, disgraced and behind bars...
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2711
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When practical I much prefer soaking in a bath than dashing in and out of a shower, which had been my only option in prison the previous six months.
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6521
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I noticed the bright green beam of light linking the tabletop, where the cup had been, to one of the birds still hovering overhead.
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11553
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Dave was in the market for a house. He stopped looking when he saw this listing:
4 Br. 3 bath. In-ground pool. 2 car detached garage. Ominous Portal to Hell. finished Basement. Some Demonic Undercurrents. Modern Kitchen. City Water. Appliances. Mus
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5620
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He used to sometimes buy two boxes of Lucky Charms, separate all the marshmallows from the first, add all those marshmallows to the second box, throwing away the remaining cereal.
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12751
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we accountants all consider ourselves at work in perpetual training for the Boston Marathon.
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7921
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I saw a man I didn't recognize standing just outside the door staring at us. I had a feeling he'd been there awhile.
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16531410
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. . . and the last thing you’ll smell will be new-cut pine.
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Please trust me, this is no dîner avec André.
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1711
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"Who is the most dangerous person in the world right now?"
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