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What I want to know is
If the chickens start up with the turkey in the soup
Do we just end up with a bunch of church-keys?
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141574
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Mythical Itch and the Unicorns
Working Late
Jacuzzi Floozy
One Erection
Diego Rivera’s Poncho
Frieda’s Moustache
Avalanche
Babushka Dolls
Photographic Mammary
Drool
Sir Gruntsalot
Uber Rubber
Iota Pie
Elder Geese
Ladylike
Rud
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1000
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An employee at the Social Security Administration’s Baltimore office has been formally reprimanded for "conduct unbecoming of a federal employee," specifically for disrupting co-workers "by passing gas and releasing an unpleasant odor."
According to the
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16842
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“Something at the school. They didn't tell Miriam what happened, just said they're taking everybody to the hospital. Get Joe and tell him we have to get there ASAP.”
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16333
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Every siren in the goddamned District of Columbia and probly Northern Virginia screaming through the streets.
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15842
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One of the female teachers started masturbating with an eraser in front of the kids. She was rolling around on the floor. The boys started sprouting erections and the girls were pulling their pants down and jumping them.
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103610
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nope. no excerpt for you.
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300
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A Wisconsin couple says fire clucks, not fire trucks, helped them escape a blaze at their home.
The couple's pet chicken woke them at about 6:15 a.m. Thursday. He says the smoke alarms didn't go off when the fire started in the attic of their attached g
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16172
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“She had them up under her dress. She was making these sounds. I thought maybe she was having a heart attack, so I told Noah to run and get the nurse.
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500
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I’ve spent so many years avoiding every rhyme
Maybe now it’s time
To spritz a little juice upon it
And squeeze out a little sonnet
I’m sorry, I can’t do this
I have to go take a piss
I’ll be back in a jiffy, wearing a bonnet
And get back t
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14352
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“GONNA, goddammit! You say GONNA when you're talkin' to me! And what's this 'speaking', like you're some goddam kinda twit? When you're talkin' to me you say talkin', without the 'g'. It's more manly!”
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152310
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I’m not sure if it was the fishnet stockings. Or the pouty red lipstick. Or the tight black leather skirt. Or the mountainous breasts
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545763
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Winston Peacock had had a long day that New Year’s Eve of the final full year of his old life. There had been contemplation about the grave failures, the money lost. The third quarter of this past fiscal year had been especially dismal.
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13142
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“Blanton's single barrel. Best bourbon money can buy, in my humble hahaha opinion.” Trueblood waved it away.
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15564
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“Bullshit called. As Sherlock would say, the game is afoot.”
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