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Band Names For Sale. Inquire Within


by Jerry Ratch


Mythical Itch and the Unicorns

Working Late

Jacuzzi Floozy

One Erection

Diego Rivera's Poncho

Frieda's Moustache

Avalanche

Babushka Dolls

Photographic Mammary

Drool

Sir Gruntsalot

Uber Rubber

Iota Pie

Elder Geese

Ladylike

Rude Persons of Interest

Blind Zeus

Lady Lick

Onion Breath

Back-Up Nuts

Seizure

MegaSchnauzer

Mac the Cheese

Scar Lot

Clitoris and the Nestlings

Xtra Bird Turd

Bum Rap

Bad Rap

Rumpled Bumpkin

Blind Spot

Blind Spot Driver

Blind Spot Negotiator

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