Band Names For Sale. Inquire Within
by Jerry Ratch
Mythical Itch and the Unicorns
Working Late
Jacuzzi Floozy
One Erection
Diego Rivera's Poncho
Frieda's Moustache
Avalanche
Babushka Dolls
Photographic Mammary
Drool
Sir Gruntsalot
Uber Rubber
Iota Pie
Elder Geese
Ladylike
Rude Persons of Interest
Blind Zeus
Lady Lick
Onion Breath
Back-Up Nuts
Seizure
MegaSchnauzer
Mac the Cheese
Scar Lot
Clitoris and the Nestlings
Xtra Bird Turd
Bum Rap
Bad Rap
Rumpled Bumpkin
Blind Spot
Blind Spot Driver
Blind Spot Negotiator
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band names for sale.
inquire within.
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I'm still having fun with Hillary's Pantsuits, but I suppose I shouldn't have said that out loud. *
I sense some unforeseen trademark infringements in your future.
Mike Litoris and the Nestlings
See Blind Spot Run
Oh, and -
Sneezin's Greetings!
Snidely Whiplash and the Suburbanites
(actually used to use this...)
I'd try some names in the corporate/financial sector.