1292 2 1
|
Sometimes when I fall I see a ...
|
1003 3 1
|
How to remove moon stains from slacks!?
|
1042 2 2
|
On my way home that first night, I stopped off at a liquor store on San Pablo Avenue and bought a semi-expensive ($2.98) bottle of zinfandel, a real luxury for us. But I figured I would have a paycheck coming and wanted to celebrate my getting a real jo
|
702 2 2
|
We were always blowing stale enough air into each other's faces from the smallest roundest tables available looking at each other sideways at the same sad time as the puppet show…
|
1265 2 2
|
...when the doctor scrapes the baby out, he cuts out all the things that make babies, too...
|
2105 3 2
|
"So, is this the datgum exit?"
"Grumphfr exit fregerrock." (This response means either yes, it is, I told you that ten miles ago, or, no it's not, I told you that ten miles ago, depending if it’s the right exit or not.)
|
864 2 2
|
I don't mind the Silence of the Lambs
so much.
It's the silence of the library
That bothers me.
|
1243 4 1
|
I was like a bullet shot from a university tower
|
1092 2 2
|
Couldn’t
we
just
do
a
quick
ie
|
1356 2 2
|
In the privacy of a booth?
|
1442 3 1
|
On the news they said that there was a baby born in a stable. There are rumours that he may be the son of God but initial reports are unconfirmed.
|
921 2 2
|
A small flame of gossip began at one end of the table and began to spread like a wildfire at the first mention of Diane Morgan’s name. “That little red-faced slut stole my boyfriend from me,” I overheard Maryann Blakely saying. “I could have been Prom Que
|
724 2 2
|
Leaves fall. Snow falls.
Both fall beyond my notice
|
860 5 1
|
I sit in a small office amongst a huge pile of letters picking out individuals and arranging them on a big square made of something like paraffin
|
1276 5 2
|
I’d made that shot a thousand mental times, and when it counted, I missed. It happens.
|
1148 3 2
|
and then he began to sing, along with the ghostly villagers
|
988 5 1
|
Sand atop a trickling potentially,where roundabout rides hideunbegun business, the trickling of sand at any moment.
|
1374 6 0
|
But now she was no longer the little girl.
|
1550 1 2
|
“Why do you write filth?” they howl
|
1413 6 1
|
Fucking buffalo, the curse of the writer.
|
1137 2 2
|
He showed me the knife, said it was his best friend. This knife is older than you, he said. Here, run your finger along its blade. Like this. He showed me how to do it.
|
1231 4 1
|
IV. From Hoover Dam The intent of passive presence wreathes an endless ring, Invisible, beyond all thoughts and change to sickness. This hour beats sibylline as vacancy, breathing Through mouths that do not taste their nothingness. I do not know where you are;…
|
1014 4 1
|
You’d stay on this small roller coaster ride all summer long if you could and if I were a rich man, I would let you. Is it fun riding around in circles? You’re only nine; of course it’s fun.
|
1317 3 2
|
I’m casing the place; my boyfriend Jimmy is about to bust in and rob the store.
|
759 2 1
|
He was surrounded by bats and stalactites and skeletons greeted him and dead celebrities moaned and neon signs -- props from defunct game shows -- were hung up as far as the eye can see.
|
1042 5 1
|
Things had started to fall apart. And not only things — things that were meant to keep other things together. Three zippers in two months had fallen apart. I needed to connect.
|
1188 2 2
|
|
824 2 2
|
Then Vladimir asked Ellen if she wanted to try out the dungeon. And she looked at me, and smiled. “Well, yes.”
“What?” I said. “No, Ellen, no! Do not let him lock you in here, whatever you do.”
“Do not worry. Do not worry. I am Janovsky, no? I hav
|
1067 4 1
|
She felt like she was turning into someone else, someone who appeared normal. She would be inundated with everyone else's ideas, morphing into an insipid lemming, smiling and bantering about mindless things. She wouldn't even care she had changed...
|
942 2 1
|
Did you ever have a morning when you just did not want to wake up? Sleep can be marvelous, but dreams not so much. If you believe, here is a tale. "She was awakened by the mushing of her pillow around where her head lay squarely on it. It was not violent,
|