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Iowa Voters

20082008 views1818 comments1010 favs

I miss my fire from the first three races

Unsaid

20082008 views2424 comments1111 favs

whistling some blithering tune, trotting around the kitchen in his underwear with his ribs, a long row of meatless tragedies that screamed for something other than the meal he was making.

Tuesday, Before Noon

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It came up heads so he is going first. He puts on a condom and gets in

Five Bucks.

20072007 views00 comments00 favs

“For Chrissake! Just get me one of fucking Tony's half-assed, made in China bullshit, getaway cars. My plate is hot!” I had never hated cars so much before. Not so much the cars, but the sound the cheap ones made when they drove past my house. The…

The Boy from Thuringia

20072007 views22 comments11 fav

“The Boy from Thuringia” is part of a series of stories collectively called The History of Adoption. In it, a middle-aged man sets out rather obsessively to write a comprehensive history of the adopted child. In his attempts to finally begin this im

A List of Ways I Have Failed to Express My Love for You

20072007 views44 comments44 favs

The gaudy belt buckle I got you, which would have been well-received except that you hate gaudy belt buckles.The custom t-shirt I made for you using iron-on felt letters that generously enhanced the shape of your breasts in a way unfit for public display.The wedding…

Postcard

20072007 views33 comments11 fav

"Special delivery for a friend?" he asked. "Postcards are a wonderful thing. All people want to do nowadays is send e-mails. But what's better than putting a postcard on the fridge?"

You Know Who in The Hell You Are Not Playing For (We Are All Performing At Being)

20072007 views1111 comments77 favs

I've been avoidingyour beautiful fact for years in just the past few hours it seemslike it was the scariest plague on earth. Andit worries me becauseit's something so new that Idon't know what to dowith myself.Yes I wouldn't knowwhat to…

Backstory

20062006 views1515 comments77 favs

My editor even said so: “Ralph, the Karmann Ghia is the only car for Henry. The only one he could have possibly driven.”

Snatch (XIV)

20062006 views1616 comments99 favs

She's in charge.

Hag Masses

20062006 views88 comments66 favs

Five poets were beheaded that day, their heads rolled off the scaffold to the dirt and faced skywards; the heads were smiling

Actor-Activist

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A dark-haired, handsome man adjusted the headset he was wearing, leaned toward a microphone, and eyed his host, a curly-haired man with a toothy grin, who sat up straight as he received a cue from his producer.

Falling Out of Bed

20062006 views99 comments88 favs

My wife stood in the doorway and talked to the back of my head. “You really should talk to somebody about this,” she said.

The Poem

20062006 views66 comments44 favs

Riding in a pick-up-truck, the radio wailing some 'love em and leave em" country song,

How to Remember Important Things

20052005 views1212 comments1111 favs

Save the whales. Save the dolphins. Save the bored housewives. Save my hands, so often cupped over the sorrow in being alive. Save the beautiful made-up cherries of delight I feel everywhere in your presence. Save the sprawling…

Halloween Hangover

20052005 views1414 comments1313 favs

Did someone say BOO?

Ishpeming

20052005 views55 comments55 favs

Ishpeming straddles Lake Superior to Marathon, reaches into the water, pulls out a clump of frozen hotdogs, breaks them apart one by one, rolls them between its fingers, heats them on the thigh of its corduroy pants, and throws them into the sky. Comets t

Taste

20052005 views66 comments55 favs

I. Sweet Anthill The anthill is in front of my house. It started with a cupcake I dropped on the ground, frosting first. The ants started to congregate, carrying sprinkles and cake crumbs into the deep sidewalk crack. A week…

Velvet

20052005 views1212 comments77 favs

Bloop. Velvet's paws hit the carpet. The new man of the house is on the prowl for food, a walk. Breakfast was Rice-A-Roni; for lunch I'm serving Ring Dings. Perhaps he'd like a bite?

4Beers

20052005 views44 comments11 fav

I would ask for your name/if your tongue wasn’t in my mouth.

3 Good Hubcaps - song

20052005 views1212 comments88 favs

I got 3 good hubcaps That oughta be enough You can take away my house You can take away my stuff Just leave it on the curbside With my beat-up Cadillac Got my 3 good hubcaps I ain’t never coming back

Roadside Daisies

20052005 views22 comments00 favs

The phone rang. Pete wiped his heavy eyes and squinted so he could see. He looked at the clock. It was five o’clock in the morning. He rolled over and tucked his head under his pillow. The phone rang again. He ignored it. It rang again. He picked up.

Cry Wolf

20052005 views2222 comments1010 favs

"You are wolves circling, eyes burning in the dark...."

All Art Is Betrayal

20052005 views2929 comments1616 favs

a world of probability against plague

Slow Train

20042004 views66 comments44 favs

In grief, I'd ride a slow train there with you, / one hand in yours and one hand on the rail,

A Body Divided, 4

20042004 views33 comments00 favs

After surviving the first night in the hospital, I was put into a shared room to save on expenses, and to make room for the deluge of new cases that were coming in, and that was when I made friends with my roommate, Tommy. He was a boy about the sam

Bookends of a Life: I

20042004 views1717 comments77 favs

You have transformed me into an aimless, sleepless wraith...

Taxi

20042004 views1616 comments1515 favs

lost in a taxi cab, 4:30 am

Golden

20042004 views66 comments33 favs

No flinch, no stretch, no letting the cook get all golden about the chopping block.

Goodbye, Brother

20042004 views99 comments88 favs

My brother died in his sleep almost two months ago. He was 25. He was addicted to pharmaceuticals. Two days before he died, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed his truck into a highway sign. It was the last thing he owned. He had been living with m