Most read stories

Hardaway's Poems Piss Off DC Bigwig

19471947 views1111 comments44 favs

Gladstone called him a ‘goddam nihilist’--

WITH A BOW TO DOROTHY PARKER

19471947 views1616 comments1616 favs

WITH A BOW TO DOROTHY PARKERWhen his fingers sped along the keys, I'd need to sit. I'd such weak knees. I thought him charming, tall, and able, then he overturned the table. Chili, crackers, cheddar cheese crashed on me-he'd been displeased. I…

Optical Delusion

19461946 views2424 comments1616 favs

Veiled by tenuous clouds and dirty air,

From the Found Notebooks of Homer's Writing Group

19461946 views66 comments33 favs

Oh, also, had no idea what the whole visit to the Kingdom of the Dead was getting at. Interesting, but seems unrelated to the larger story. I'd cut it. Remember — this is a story about one man's attempt to get home. Stay focused on that.

Just Another Hero

19461946 views44 comments44 favs

Alma Tucker settled into middle age with the comfort that escapes most women. Her festival queen days gone. Along with her wispy waist and cherry blond hair, replaced by broader curves and graying tresses. She was content with the way age had changed her

Day's Heat and Mistaken Winters

19461946 views66 comments11 fav

Elizabeth stood outside my door one afternoon. I greeted her from across the studio, put on some water to boil and walked to the door. I took her hand, held it to my cheek, and led her to my dining room table.

My First Post-9/11 Dream: In Which I Discover Life After Death

19451945 views00 comments00 favs

January 3rd EST/January 2nd PST 2002 It's 1:45 am or 10:45 pm depending on your philosophy about changing your watch when you fly. My plane is scheduled to land in San Francisco soon, but I'm completely disoriented because I've just had my first post-9/11 dream. …

How to Make an Atom Bomb While Your Wife's Away

19451945 views11 comment11 fav

I rummage around to see which of our many countertop appliances might do the trick. Yogurt maker? No, I need something with more muscle. The Cuisinart--just the thing! I pick through the detachable blades—where’s the isotope shredder?

Not Again!

19451945 views11 comment00 favs

"People just weren't getting it," he continued, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and hiccuping mildly. "It looks like it's time to UP the ANTE!"

Splinter Off

19441944 views1010 comments44 favs

When we lived in the attic we were make-believe.

Boo!

19441944 views1010 comments99 favs

"Why didn't you tell me it was Halloween?" he asked. She shook her head. The doorbell rang.

Get Me Gone

19441944 views33 comments33 favs

On a corkboard in the entryway of the Leetonia Shurfine Market a curling handwritten sign said Room for Rent. Kitchen Living Room Laundry Privlages. $65 Weekly.

Girl

19441944 views1212 comments66 favs

The tadpoles flipped on the brown mud bottom. She dipped one out and held it near, seeing it in her belly, shaping arms and feet and a small, blond head. She set it back and stood, breasts out, arms up. The ducks in the weed, eyes hard like hungry boys, waited for bread.…

First Chapter of Rain (novel)

19431943 views22 comments00 favs

Every day she loves me a little less, and justifies it by saying that there is less of me to love. At some crucial, overlooked space in our life together, I used up my compassion and started to spend hers.

I Made You . . . (April Fool's Day Challenge)

19431943 views77 comments44 favs

You cheat with a stripper--joke I told to your wife. I didn't know that she couldn't take a goof.

Adrift

19431943 views33 comments11 fav

Picking up a perfect stranger—perfect meaning dead, in this case—and shaping him into the man you’d want him to be is not so easy.

Rude Awakening

19431943 views11 comment00 favs

Vito suddenly found himself wide awake. He was unable to recall having fallen asleep or dreaming or awakening. It seemed he'd just entered bed, yet a glance at the windows told him it was already the middle of the night.

Significant Things

19421942 views00 comments00 favs

“This is a Kneeling Bus.” They’re all kneeling buses, why do they even have to say that? Almost every person gets off in the front now when it says it even says right on the bus to please move to the back and exit from the rear side doors. I hate having t

The First poem.

19421942 views33 comments00 favs

Then you stopped abrupt.

The Boy from Thuringia

19421942 views22 comments11 fav

“The Boy from Thuringia” is part of a series of stories collectively called The History of Adoption. In it, a middle-aged man sets out rather obsessively to write a comprehensive history of the adopted child. In his attempts to finally begin this im

Vernon, Last Seen In Hawaii

19421942 views00 comments00 favs

Dear Bess — I go to the First Assembly of God's church. (a Praising Spirit-Filled Fellowship.) It is in Maui. Dr. James Morocco, Senior Pastor. He has been pastoring the church for over twenty years. My, what a big change I am finding in my new l

Art & Me

19411941 views00 comments00 favs

A human cop and a cyborg detective team up to solve a case. A sci-fi-pulp-noir-detective story.

My House In The Middle Of The Ocean

19411941 views22 comments11 fav

I built a house in the middle of the ocean. I used sunlight for nails. Wind for wood. Stars for chandeliers, the moon for a doorknob.

On Writing

19411941 views1616 comments77 favs

it's the very words that are the problem

Crystal Tips

19411941 views44 comments44 favs

by the time he's moves onto knives, she has appeared in next door's window: sliver of nut-pale belly, fingers wet with suds, nails painted bright as glitterballs.

Loose

19411941 views2121 comments1313 favs

pretty music

Paper Horse

19411941 views77 comments66 favs

The trouble with paper horses was not how flimsy they were when you were flying them, reigns in hand, high enough above the treetops that falling would mean more than a bruised knee.

There's No Crying in Poetry

19411941 views2020 comments1313 favs

There’s / no crying in poetry!” says Coach / Bukowski

Stations of the Cross

19411941 views1212 comments66 favs

“Jesus fall the second time. You want a map? Ten shekels.”

SantaBot, Can You Hear Me?

19411941 views88 comments44 favs

Mimi: Santa, I am so down with taking a number, but I really can't have you reading that particular story. Santa: Let me be the judge of that. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.