1917 6 2
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You longed to rip off her butterfly wings and watch her scream in agony. You ached to carve the steel from her eyes.
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1917 15 14
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I see those shoes and the status they confer, and I know what they cost.
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1917 7 0
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Who is the moron that invented the Snuggie?
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1917 2 1
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I saw a former lover today, by complete accident.
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1916 13 4
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--How's the wriiting business? How about that thing you' was workin' on..."Gawain's Green Nights?"
--Yeah, well, I'm kind of off the soft-core...
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1916 19 8
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You would think when a bowl hits a tree the sound would be fierce, a loud clatter as stoneware explodes on birch bark dispersing shards in daffodils and grape muscari, but the noise is gentle, a thudding clink like empty bourbon bottles rattling hollow in…
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1916 14 4
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"What I need to wear the ring for," I said to myself, "I already got his last name..."
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1916 13 7
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1916 1 3
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While I didn’t like to see Courtney swat smokes out of his mouth and admonish him, saying “Cigarettes. Bad. Fire. Bad,” her home was such a beautiful place, with its real wood and two TV and all...
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1916 20 12
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I drove to you in April / and you loved me all through Illinois
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1915 0 0
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See a girl like Lily sitting offstage in a wooden chair in a fourth-rate club somewhere, crying, holding on so hard to so little, and as it breaks your heart to watch; forgive me. Understand me. You can’t rescue us. We all deserve more.
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1915 16 17
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what smells like love may not be love at all
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1915 4 1
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I'm delighted to report that I've come up with my own school of thought. It's called, "Dress Like a Cat Until You Get What You Want."
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1915 4 2
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1915 16 15
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• Don’t confuse the virtues of bananas with the virtues of banana bread
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1915 26 20
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People go through life all the time with only one kidney, or with some of their female-parts removed.
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1915 36 26
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I watch my mother and my daughter, each wondering in her own quiet way about where this story will go next.
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1914 7 1
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In 1978, a computer program became privy to my grandmother's most secret thoughts.
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1914 12 7
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It was only when blood began to drip onto the page that he realized he'd been hit.
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1914 1 1
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"John is going to love it when he finds out that it pees," Bobby said. Kelly laughed and dropped a towel on the floor.
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1914 2 1
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After he’d told her on Friday that No, he wasn’t going to sign that contract for the cemetery plots she’d picked out—“I don’t want to spend my whole life knowing exactly where I’ll end up” is exactly what he’d said—the marriage, as far as she was concerne
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1913 9 8
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Turns out it was you. But. You made it into the latest dumping ground in spite of their voted insults. In spite of being told you weren't even going to be around to be danced with. The loneliest girl now looks perfectly trim and trendy to all eyes.…
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1913 5 3
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‘So what exactly did you decide?'It was two years later that Sato-san put the question to me. The two of us had been hiding for two bloody years, moving about in the marshes along the river, living off small, skimpy meals. We couldn't turn back to our unit, because Cesaru…
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1913 24 10
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One sunny morning, a big-bellied ball of yellow fur surveyed a yard full of prospective adopters and ran straight to one.
She’d been chosen.
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1913 6 6
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Driving up to the Palisades after 9/11 for a meteor shower
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1913 10 6
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He kind of enjoyed living by himself. It was nice and peaceful.
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1913 0 0
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I'm in awe of her frankness, how she takes my breath away, how I wish to rush off with her to a splendid hideaway where only the two of us touch the grape-stained mountains and the cerulean sea, wild blades of grass quivering with the breeze. Sometimes th
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1913 2 1
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Fleas were a constant reminder that humans are food.
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1912 9 5
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Last night in the shower, I felt only vaguely aware that something in me had changed.
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1912 13 11
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She sits and waitsOn a chair that is hardWith a neck that hurtsAnd an eyeball that stings.She sitsSo stiffOn a chair that is hardWith a neck that hurtsAnd an eyeball that stings.She sitsAnd the hand on her lapHas a joint that cracksWith a neck that hurtsAnd an eyeball that…
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