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Alluvion

20162016 views77 comments44 favs

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Fuck Men!

20162016 views1313 comments1010 favs

I talk wands and magic and how women aren't supposed to care, but I do, and she talks length and girth. Her fiancé has neither, she makes an illustration with her pinky and says that if they don't marry within the year, she's dumping his ass and we

fc1 (bee boo guy/ valio hansolo)

20162016 views22 comments11 fav

poon fred / loop ilo/ bussy yubb tree

Three Flash Sonnets

20152015 views1616 comments1111 favs

Poor souls. Likely they'll be poets.

The Rainbow Clockwerkz

20152015 views00 comments00 favs

Mama Blinkey Lights yells at Papa Blinkey Lights and tells him to quit playing the fool, and when we turn our attention back to removing the shafts, we are chagrined to find that not only have they multiplied once again, but that they have gone yet farthe

Catalog of Disappeared Things

20152015 views1616 comments1111 favs

He runs a mail-order business from a storefront and distributes a catalog of disappeared things.

Lester

20152015 views44 comments11 fav

Richard bounds up the stairs to his apartment. He can’t wait to get home to his new kitty. He found the poor cat right outside of his building just a few days ago, and already they’ve become fast friends.

Tattooed Hands

20152015 views11 comment11 fav

A 1960’s of walking sugar beet fields to remove the rogue bolters by hand and on other days painting the ironwork of cattle sheds with red oxide. Then a 1970’s when the self-inking explosion of tattoos on his hands and then his body began.

Mama's Boys

20152015 views22 comments11 fav

A pale face was illuminated by the street light. A voice rasped, “Charlie?” “Do I know you?” “It's Bill.” The side of his little brother's thin face

Wings

20152015 views88 comments88 favs

The trouble began in October, when Ava, an embittered receptionist who worked at a small museum housed in a five-story Westside brownstone, discovered that the floors were littered with enormous grey feathers

What I wanted in 1981

20142014 views1414 comments99 favs

i stained his hockey sheets right over the red wings

The Fallen Oak

20142014 views11 comment11 fav

Jonas Griffin stared out the bay window as he drank his morning cup, his eyes gleaming with something between wistfulness and disdain at Reynold who sat patiently in the adjacent yard, leaning against the majestic oak tree that towered in its hundred year

Love Story

20142014 views66 comments22 favs

You longed to rip off her butterfly wings and watch her scream in agony. You ached to carve the steel from her eyes.

I Am Wearing Stolen Socks

20142014 views11 comment00 favs

I am wearing stolen socks. Not because I haven't any of my own, and not because they are an exact fit. Only because they soothe my emptiness inside.

The Undertaker's Son

20142014 views00 comments00 favs

You would never see me the same again. You'd always be peaking at me from behind your mother's apron.

20 Things I Learned about Norman Rockwell from "American Mirror, The Life and Art of Norman Rockwell"

20142014 views88 comments66 favs

His middle name was Perceval. He judged the first Miss America contest in 1922. He saw himself primarily as a storyteller in the Dickensian mode.He claimed to be an illustrator rather than an artist. He disliked driving but loved to walk, and preferred…

Sociopathic Medicine

20142014 views11 comment11 fav

True love may last forever, but the most I've ever gotten out of a lab assistant is two years, five months, three weeks, twelve days, and fifteen hours. And he was the exception.

In the Woods

20132013 views1212 comments22 favs

...a blunt thrust of a face, uncongenial in profile, and the ubiquitous green cap that says John Deere, with the yellow ideogram of a deer for graduates of our local schools.

... and I liked it!

20132013 views22 comments11 fav

... red lipstick shiny in the bar's light, raven-colored hair spiky and toussled. Jen opened her mouth to say something, stickiness of her cherry Chapstick separating with her lips ... and the girl leaned in and started kissing her.

The Great San Francisco Poetry Wars, 19

20122012 views77 comments33 favs

His wings were down when he got into the truck. It was a used UPS truck we’d bought from someone in Berkeley, and we painted out the letter “S,” so that it just read “UP.”

She Waited for Him

20122012 views1616 comments1717 favs

what smells like love may not be love at all

That Crazy-Ass Willy Wonka Boat

20122012 views33 comments00 favs

I was crouched under a bruise-purple sky on a field of battle. I held a World War I-era weapon, an ancient black-iron spear with a spring, and I was told to load balloons onto it without popping them, and then I was to fire the balloons at some unnamed ta

Rule Out Euthymia

20122012 views2626 comments1212 favs

In her belief that Juni is lucky, Jade eases the horrors our mother suffers at night, not because Juni is stuck in a physical passion, but because the whole family and whole groups of strangers know what Juni is doing for sex.

forever

20122012 views2020 comments1515 favs

over tea & saltineshe read melike an obituary

wanna be a cowboy?

20122012 views1616 comments1313 favs

no one likes a bitchy cowboyhike up yer britchespull yer brim down'nshut up and ridestop making petsout of peevesand idolsout of gossipinsteadmake a hobbyout of yer horseand fer godsakesseason that saddle

Amiaivel

20122012 views00 comments00 favs

Once upon a time a queen was blessed with twin sons, which she named Nosch and Amiaivel.

Birthday Buddy

20112011 views22 comments22 favs

His birthday buddy was like a wife to him: they were born a day apart. This was coordinated, he believe, in the womb. Well, to be more accurate, wombs. She was due two weeks earlier but waited; he two weeks later but cut his womb-time (as the kids call i

Confetti

20102010 views1212 comments66 favs

We go in gently at first, skimming over the first few swells and dropping speed, but then we pitch hard, tail over. The windshield holds. I think of Lily. I think of the baby. And I see my life.

How To Pound Meat

20102010 views1010 comments55 favs

"She has a lot of time to think these days. What else is a woman to do with the rest of her life?"

The Beginning and End of Comedy

20102010 views66 comments11 fav

Puberty, for Ellen, was less than an overnight event—yes, she got her period in a more or less timely fashion, but what her doctor referred to coolly as secondary sexual characteristics—namely, boobs—took their damned sweet time in coming.