My writing has been published at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Identity Theory, Opium Magazine, Yankee Pot Roast, and Monkeybicycle (forthcoming). I'm interested either in humor writing or absurdist writing, depending on who's asking. Usually no one's asking. Nevermind.
Insanity Defense - Woody Allen
Ha, Ryan Mazer, in the world of guilt-inducing comments, you have obliterated me. Thanks for ruining what was shaping up to be an okay holiday season.
Yes, I was referring to McSweeney's as well as Opium and also Yankee Pot Roast.
I am going to check out more of your work. The Onion Writing Intern thing is very cool, obviously. I have a shitty basement gym and in that shitty basement gym I have a ripped Rocky poster and a laminated Onion article headlined "I just want one good punch" (where a normal guy talks about, before he dies, hoping to get the chance to legally throw one beautiful punch and hurt someone).
My heart gets sad when people half my age get into places I will never get into. Thanks for that, Ryan.