Ryan Mazer

Location New York, NY
Occupation Onion Writing Intern (Spring '10)
Website http://
IM (GTalk) woodysinger

About Me

My writing has been published at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Identity Theory, Opium Magazine, Yankee Pot Roast, and Monkeybicycle (forthcoming). I'm interested either in humor writing or absurdist writing, depending on who's asking. Usually no one's asking. Nevermind.

Any favorite authors? Books?

Insanity Defense - Woody Allen

And others.

Ryan Mazer's Wall

David Erlewine – Dec 17, 2009

Ha, Ryan Mazer, in the world of guilt-inducing comments, you have obliterated me. Thanks for ruining what was shaping up to be an okay holiday season.

Yes, I was referring to McSweeney's as well as Opium and also Yankee Pot Roast.

I am going to check out more of your work. The Onion Writing Intern thing is very cool, obviously. I have a shitty basement gym and in that shitty basement gym I have a ripped Rocky poster and a laminated Onion article headlined "I just want one good punch" (where a normal guy talks about, before he dies, hoping to get the chance to legally throw one beautiful punch and hurt someone).

David Erlewine – Dec 15, 2009

My heart gets sad when people half my age get into places I will never get into. Thanks for that, Ryan.

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