Some Nature Haiku

by Ryan Mazer

The Tree
The proud, burly tree
Rests on the now crashed TV
Thanks a lot, nature

Bees dance in the air
Merrily they dart about
I'm stung eighteen times

Bees and the Tree

I tend to my stings
With aloe from the felled tree
But it doesn't work

The stings are swollen
Causing pain TV can't ease
As a tree's on it

All over I bleed
30 Rock should be on now
I wish I were dead

Nature's Lesson
Life is meaningless
The universe is empty
Do not go outside