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Assiduity Seventeen

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In the darkness, as I awaken, an orange glowing 3:45 greets me . . .

Ankles

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At five o’clock Jake joins the crowd at the back door, walks through the slush to the parking lot with Betty Boop.

Season's End

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Just drank / The last of the eggnog

Your Tits Make My Feathers Fall Off

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He thought she should have come with an owner’s manual So he would know how to operate the equipment It was definitely more than he bargained for Or knew how to handle She was too hot

Lotus-eaters

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empty wine bottles, and a single abandoned boot

About Face

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I'll strip off the skin down to the begin again.

Ripping Good Poetry Lures Boys Who Curse With Verse

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Pringy practices an aesthetic variant of the “muscular Christianity” that is a tradition at Groton; a program of Sunday poetry classes for boys who violate the school’s ban on swearing.

Sugar

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At first we thought we could get by using honey so we all stormed the SuperMart and cleaned the shelves out of Suzie Bee Honey. First the jars and then the squeeze bottles, but it wasn't the same. Then Mary Sue yelled out “How about brown sugar?”…

Hope's Amanuensis

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I was low on carburetor / oxygen and my fraud protection / had just expired.

Anthropometamorphism

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I have known a head become / a callus, matriculate, stop / shaving, move to Vegas

Souvenir Des Choses du Passé

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Let's say maybe you're in a place your mind has never left, and let's say maybe it's Mississippi, and let's say maybe it's summer with kudzu throbbing green all around you, and let's say maybe she's a Sagittarius girl, standing in that driveway with her young breasts…

One old and one new

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served as it is/ among these friends. The frayed filaments/ tickle my chin and irritate my nostrils,

My Date with Edgar Allen Poe

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Now, if someone is tellin' you that she had a date with Edgar Allen Poe, you might be tempted to say, "Hey, sister, what kind of drugs you be doin' for the last two days?" But I swear on my Aunt Boo's chastity belt that's what went down and with my…

Begonia {part ten}

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You may be wondering, as is only natural, about the designated husband of our dear Princess.

Feeling fences

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... he could feel the pointed picket spears.

Perfect

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a perfect afternoon

The Train

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"You'll be alright! Just pinch your nose!"

Capt. Love's Last Command (poem)

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The old man is dead, body propped in its cart like the dead El Cid strapped on his horse by Jimena to save Valencia, and yet...

Chasing the “Z” words

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It ain't the steak, it's the sizzle.

December 1, 2016

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Polite society will cheer/ as another body is discovered// and disposed of. The cheers/ will drown out the gasps

Arcana Magi Memorial Vol.6 - c.3

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Mother’s eyes stared outward in a trance, on her throne, visualizing the world Azure made. Though it was right before her, she could not reach it.

Tales from the fictionaut Fave Side

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Into the bowl I put Tales from the Crypt, The Far Side and an episode of Numbers. Wisked for a moment, then let the dough rise.

Lire's Children, After the Swans

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our eyes misted white as goatskin

Propped Up

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Christmas Muzak was piped through to every store in the shopping mall. Giant red velvet bows adorned reproduction Victorian gaslights. Yards of glittered cotton pretended to be snow. A Santa rang a brass bell.

A Skeptic’s Faith

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Sunrise steals

Sunday Morning in the ER

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We do the work of fixing people like him?

In This Moment, Rejoice!

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You did it, like, "Oh, there's a train wreck... I can't look away from the tall, leggy brunette with salon styled hair." And we both know it was certainly Armageddon whenever a woman, any woman, with large breasts which encountered a low cut top.

The World Explained

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This is why the earth revolves around the sun: refrigerator magnets.

mourning

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The moment I was told of your passing...

#5

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and the other guy goes