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Joaquin Phoenix has inspired me to quit writing and purse my true lifelong passion.
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A performance is a series of situations. Each situation defines the characters that are in it.
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It's Granny hauling her crooked soul into heaven. Guess who I stole that image from?
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The most beautiful possible thing is to deprive all places of their meanings.
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Harold’s a thinker, authors their plans. Last week he swiped six encrusted cans of Stroh’s from a faded cooler in his dad’s garage. He and LS guzzled each one in a chigger-weed patch behind the school gym, slurping and thumbing a stack of purloined
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The way things are looking, we haven't got long on this earth. The whole human race is in trouble. And forget global warming, the ground wars all over, the death of the oceans, Pat Robertson, that shit. Those are annoyances,…
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I’m in high leather boots; I’m talking many dead cows here and I respect that
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the birth of a long, dark age//
where the wealthy will be eaten by the poor/
and the poor will be eaten by disease
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Someone will labor to keep it alive/
although the body will want but/
to return to random particles
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Elvis awoke in a cold, dank sweat, hungover from bourbon and bad dreams.
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[He] practiced aromatherapy and licentiousness, in no particular order.
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The white faces of the train look up in an attempt to satisfy presumption, smoothing out any interest into glassy eyed gestures toward looking but lacking the very important quality of sight.
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I found him dead underneath a sycamore tree. I knew it was a sycamore tree because of all the acorns surrounding the body.
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Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
“Tell me how you have sinned, my son?”
Lies, father. I have told lie after lie in pursuit of my personal gain. I have lied to my family, my friends, to thousands of people who desired nothing from me but the tr
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He doesn’t intend to lie after this. For now, he just wants to take in the sea and the quiet.
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Can I still be in your pictures?
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God's real name is Frank, and he stops by all the time. He tries to dump that cheap Xmas candy on us.
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Hideki likes the uncomfortable face one makes when trying to "break wind" after eating too many dried potatoes.
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dicks, skulls and upside down crosses
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I awake one morning to find that still,
the leaves continue to fall.
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now the days are empty
and time has lost its head
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He reveled in the chase, giddy when just out of arm’s reach. When to catch him, that was the question.
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Get something cheap and light at Target. Trash hell out of it. Encourage baby to urp up in it.
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of any cautionary tale is somewhere found rolling around in your own sweet voice for me. Your sound's still listing there inside my wobbly head. My head is too often in my open hands, grinning behind its face-mask like a parade on…
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"This tastes like goat cheese," I said.
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I have/been you/years before/of course
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Will wondered if Doobie was afraid that it might be nothing but the abyss waiting on the other side, but he promised Doobie he’d let him pass on if it was finally his time.
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No, I’m not at the junior high bus stop. I’m at the dining room table with my parents.
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An undercover agent posed as an Orthodox Jewish woman in a sting operation that led to the arrest of two rabbis for kidnapping men who refused to grant divorces to their wives.
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First off, don't worry about the marriage. It ain't gonna last. But don't worry. People will drive you nuts with that tiresome old chestnut, “there's more than one fish in the sea.” Thing is, they're right. Listen. I'm not talking salmon and sea bream…
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