2303 20 15
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I tell my friend, the animal lover, not to get too near the panther's cage. "Why not?" she asks. "You'll see," I say.
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1938 41 11
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He drove down there in his truck the second time. Didn't want to get anywhere near that snooty car of hers.
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1370 18 16
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March 16, 2006 My mail, e-mail, and phone calls go from the ridiculous to the sublime. Apologies for the cliché, but I can't resist its perfect applicability: In my mailbox today yet another catalogue of boob jobs in bikinis and an invitation to explore…
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2034 25 12
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1979 22 15
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There's a mutual recognition...
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2005 13 13
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The love of hundreds of people, seemingly, rain down from the sky, but its not like when the cock hits the good spot inside you. And everybody who is reading this knows this is true. We all know what that feels like, that aha moment, that eiphany, like,
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1471 9 3
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cymbals guy — another way of saying hey turdshitface haul your skinnyass to the front of the bus.
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1951 25 13
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I was sitting on the therapist’s couch in someone else’s boxer shorts.
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3745 20 11
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He was on his way home from school on a dank winter afternoon when the attack came from nowhere, launched like a missile across the Gaza Strip. Suddenly he lay on his back with Jonathan Love pounding him in the face.
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1851 31 14
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2291 40 13
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I should have created a first-date questionnaire heartaches ago.
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1694 12 11
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pressing my hands into the voice in the bed,
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1516 26 16
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Poets are more like Jesus,/
suffering the cross
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1731 16 17
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what smells like love may not be love at all
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2241 30 8
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naturally, the windowless ones are the worst.
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1455 17 16
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That night he dreamed about a duel with toothbrushes....
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1824 39 14
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The so-called good, a weak but whiny lot, who actually clung to that abstract of "justice for all," would tattle to Mrs. Pufry...Mzzz Puffy, she hit me...Mzzz Puffy he said the bad word...Mzzz Puffy, I gotta go...Mzzz Puffy, Thomas is hanging in the cloak
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1916 13 12
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You drink in women's bodies, without reserve. You take a sip at the post office, a gulp at the gym, a teensy taste when we walk together. Tonight you even indulged as we were looking for a parking spot and passed some twenty-somethings, then followed up w
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1288 18 17
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They meant no harm when they flooded farms in its swirls and eddies
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1962 25 15
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We made our escape on grimy streets under skies filled with crows, flapping like litter in the wind.
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315 22 17
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His face is lined, lost, resigned,
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1453 19 16
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Try it with and without/
middle name or middle initial.//
Try different keywords.
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1532 22 14
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I thought each day died inside the clock.
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1461 16 17
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Sharpie marked, Free Still Works
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1930 32 15
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Maybe the thing is over by now. They have gathered up all the pictures and mementos of our dad’s life and hauled them away.
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1403 17 16
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saw the world was a mess
I did nothing about it, poured myself some apple juice
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1357 17 12
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Some nights now I sit at my window
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157 29 16
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1296 19 15
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"You're publishing too much too / quickly. We think that's unhealthy. We want you / to slow down. You're becoming a fame whore."
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1420 16 17
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If I wanted cautious I wouldn't be in her bed. She would only sleep with her husband. Adultery is not for pussies. So I dive back into the conversation which has made my dick limp and ask where I'm wrong in our post-coital chatter and she says it doesn't
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