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he scans the headlines of the tabloids as he waits to pay. “Dog Accidentally Shoots Man With His Own Gun, Elvis's Hidden Extraterrestrial Daughter, Swedish Man Bursts Into Flames on Train Platform.”
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Tell me your hero and I'll tell you what's cooking with you...
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This was looking down from what we know as The Grassy Knoll.
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O’Malley imagined the blissful, narcotic innocence of Toby’s world where soft-shell crabs crawled into people’s mouths and hummed a happy tune as they were chewed and swallowed.
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In an early scene in Marvel's 2015 movie Ant-Man, the film's protagonist, Scott Lang, a convicted felon and former burglar, is summoned to his boss Dale's office at Baskin-Robbins."Three years at San Quentin, huh?" says Dale."You found out," Scott replies."Baskin-Robbins…
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When the snow reached the windowsills I was no longer a virgin.
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People huddle in their basements like kittens. People laugh, darkly, saying they'd rather be surfing. People wonder if their batteries are charged. People never do get what they want. People grow tired of the sad dog following them around. People want you to know how…
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Not everybody sees Father. Not Mom, not Dad, not even my little brother, Andre, and he see lots of things. Me, I need to.
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—That was harsh, said Jen as the bathroom door slammed behind Melanie. —Mel's my best friend, not yours. She needed to know that shade of blue doesn't go with olive skin. —Viv, you said she looked like a whore. —That's how our friendship…
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The Cheshire grinning/
moon cups itself to capture/
Venus should she fall.
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When you return home, one year to the day that you left us, you will wonder if you can do it all over again.
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2493 5 2
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2493 20 9
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Eighteen-layered canvases were prized by both of them, regardless of whose work appeared on top.
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Like gymnastics, shoplifting is a discipline of youth.
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When Ryan isn’t around, those of us who know him lament that he peaked at 17, at Disney World.
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Her mother dressed her like a little girl would dress a doll.
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Dear Erin,And people call ME a pussy. Fuck you,The Cunt
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One day a woman, one of several translators at Ellis Island, asks him why he has changed a passenger’s name from Checzowicz to something else.
“The name was too long,” he says. “Ten letters.”
She replies, “But you didn’t change O’Shaughnessy, and it has
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"The problem is, sometimes my pigeon wants to fly somewhere new- to the beach or south for winter. Other times, my pigeon wants to steal someone else’s lunch or picnic with a stranger’s leftovers. Often, my pigeon wants a good show and some freedom, to be
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Boys of summer in Yonkers played stickball and baseball.
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Columbus Avenue, I’m the tense union of poor city rich city/
gentrification.
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2484 4 1
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Larry's next book, A Fly in My Ointment, is due out this summer
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I pass the Grief Benches on my way to work. No one is on them today. Last night I saw a couple there, him wet eyed and her with her head down. She scrunched her eyes tight as I passed and I remember thinking she was a fraud. It's alright if you don't want
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my exposed
flu-ridden head
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2483 2 0
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A cruel panther gets its prey.
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As soon as she left, I sat down at the computer. Booted up. Read my e-mail, then looked at pictures of bare-naked ladies.
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A brief commentary on the uselessness of endings.
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“He had emerged from slavery, -- not the worst slavery in the world, not a slavery that made all life unbearable, rather a slavery that had here and there something of kindliness, fidelity, and happiness, -- but withal slavery, which, so far a human aspiration…
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