2399 9 7
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Let’s be honest, you were cheating on your girlfriend, and I would’ve slept with anyone
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2399 21 13
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‘I love you' said the man at the book signing.
He was one of the last. The shop was closing. The staff were starting to turn off the lights. She was sitting in the glow of a table lamp with her latest novel in stacks around her.
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2399 0 0
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The funeral was a blast. One helluva time. We all had the time of our lives. Well, all of us except Dominic. It pissed me off that Dominic didn’t have fun. After all, he was the center of attention. The whole day was about him, and we spared no expense
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2396 20 22
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On the way over, on the ship, I met a girl from Cleveland.
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2396 35 21
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everything plus zero stays the same
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2395 3 7
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Their wedding gift to us was a night out with them and tonight was the night. But, you see, Rali and Kate had so much more to offer us than we could ever think to register for. They were giving us an exclusive guide on how to live as an up and coming coup
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2394 15 9
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Listen to me, at the end of all things, and I will tell you her story.
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2394 29 12
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When I walked into the local police precinct to meet with a detective about the scope of my rights, I was thinking about Rocco, the adored dog of a long-ago life.
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2394 15 3
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Because they boil bananas and I fry them.
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2393 7 2
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It's been so long since I've been in touch with any of you—if I ever was in touch with you—because my family and I took up residence in the local Wal•Mart.
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2393 5 3
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It came from the animal shelter, seizing and shivering, with eyes almost bigger than its head. Eyes that followed Pearl like it couldn’t stuff the whole picture of her in its tiny skull.
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2390 26 17
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I would see her at the gym in the mornings.
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2389 5 4
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and light bleeds into the darkness
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2389 22 21
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2388 1 1
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You never forget your first mouthful of monkey stew.
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2388 15 7
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He needed an editor for his Yale dissertation, the shifting borders between criminal justice and the internet. But the sex was inevitable. He was six two. I was blonde. I don’t think we liked each other very much, but that wasn’t important.
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2385 0 1
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IN THE QUIET TIME Forgiveness and forgetfulness are words I sometimes think have worth to just the dead; Though envy creeps, I grudge no man's rewards: There lie no guilt-edged thoughts against my head. The funeral march bears off, away from mind, The petty…
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2384 2 2
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These things were indeed the wealth of our respective nations.
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2383 2 2
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“Nag, nag, nag. This time I’m leaving and I’m not coming back.”
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2382 17 13
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“Stop!” I shouted. “I want to get off!” The toothy horses showed me the whites of their crazy eyes. “No, no”! they chorused as they whirled around and around and around.
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2381 4 2
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This is my motorcycle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My motorcycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my motorcycle
is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.
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2380 41 33
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I need to get in and out, you say.
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2379 6 5
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"When Roach # 7845 awoke this evening, she found herself transformed into Ann Coulter. "
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2379 28 22
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I felt/
no need to show what I had made/
to anybody else.
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2379 10 6
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If you could look out to either side of you, you'd see the signs. Restricted Area, Danger Keep Out.
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2378 48 21
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I wanted to sit in class in Iowa next to Flannery as she recited that first story that stopped the world with an accent so dense with dogwood we had to strain to collect every word.
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2378 17 6
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“I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.” Anne Frank I know. It's not quite the fun little story you had wanted to be hearing from me so soon after the last sorrowful one took your breath…
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2377 20 18
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They are all sleeping, but I know better. I will keep watch and if he comes tonight I will be alert and ready. When he arrives he'll see the slack mouths, the graceless sprawls, hear the grunts, snorts and snores of the other women and then he'll sense me. My eyes will…
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2377 25 21
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i could make swamp boys believe / under dust-sheets stiffened by ice
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2377 10 6
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If all the world had one neck, I would have clenched my hands around it and squeezed until everything went black.
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