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Going Bananas

19761976 views2525 comments1414 favs

I haven’t made the headlines yet. Maybe I never will. In a city like this, it probably takes more than this to get the helicopters in the air.

For the Sake of the Boy

19751975 views00 comments00 favs

Why does he beat you, Suraiya had asked one day, looking at the dark, mottled bruise on the side of her head one morning. Why don’t you leave him? How can I possibly, Sadhana said, surprised that one Indian woman (whom she’d thought once was so much lik

Interview

19731973 views2020 comments1414 favs

The ethnographer turns on a recorder. The story began before but that is lost, like it never happened.

EVENING ALONE

19731973 views3535 comments1919 favs

The gull put its foot down, stretched its wings out and swept into the salty breeze.

Bird In the House

19721972 views77 comments22 favs

"Because of the way our society is structured, a lot of people have to climb hard to get to anywhere reasonable in their lives, losing fingernails and a sense of dignity on the way up."

Ugly People

19721972 views1313 comments22 favs

They stumble and curse prettily, their thin arms traversed with colored lines of drainage from the swooping trays, snakes of pricey liquor tinkling down their armpits and disappearing into unwashed bras packed with soggy filler.

Topsy the Elephant

19721972 views44 comments22 favs

The handler found Topsy as docile as a woman being fitted for a shoe.  Each time he tapped his cane against her ankle, she lifted her foot and held the pose, allowing him to dip his sponge into a bucket and pull it wet across the thick ridges of her skin. It was…

Calypso

19691969 views77 comments44 favs

For here in the vortex are no other laws, Than separate towards you I and skirting stone- To wards where wavelets purr against their pause A moment more, to yawn to omicron… Inside the seashell orchard's whirl-quick floor- Come all at once to me or…

Ukiyo

19691969 views44 comments55 favs

It’s true enough my status as honorary male has come in handy in my profession, but I never considered matters of the flesh. I feel a surge of warmth between my thighs as if a cock is dangling there, thick and florid. The sensation is oddly exciting.

Garden Goddess for Hire

19671967 views00 comments00 favs

A five-star, world famous hotel nearby even had a new fence put around it recently, to keep out the riff-raff. That would include me. The hired help. A gardener.

Dead Parental Units

19651965 views2929 comments2323 favs

Each death a sonnet, every grief / fourteen lines.

Dumb Luck

19641964 views2121 comments1313 favs

“What sort of truck was it in Texas?” Carlisle says. “Small as truck goes,” Mill says. “Smaller than a full-size pick-up.”

Couple Busting

19621962 views3232 comments1616 favs

you had to actually cross a damn street, vacate your brain, and say, "you two hellions are going to combust from all this torrid public defilement."

Ain't Comin' Back

19611961 views66 comments22 favs

He told of the wilting heat, the fulgent landscape, the people....

BOLO: Alfred Chester's Wig

19611961 views99 comments44 favs

It was there, and then it wasn’t, the victim of a magician or a swooping seabird.

Who's Better: Michael Jackson or Shakespeare?

19601960 views22 comments11 fav

I looked up “tupping.” It doesn’t have anything to do with Tupperware. It’s Old English for screwing. Just like a professor–make something harder so you’ll get it wrong on the mid-term.

Break Time in the Army Corps of Engineers Mascot Lounge

19591959 views11 comment22 favs

The Army Corps of Engineers spent $92,000 in federal stimulus money on costumes for mascots such as Bobber the Water Safety Dog.

The Faceless Girl Tells Stories

19591959 views99 comments22 favs

spreading gilded pages with a tlickt

Beautiful Girls

19561956 views1818 comments1818 favs

and all the beautiful girls are in the river And they went in dirty But they came out clean

That Particular Diamond

19561956 views2424 comments1313 favs

looking space packed right in up therelike a sun bleached kite stuck in between the several bluish colorsof the sky today has its ownamazing heartbeat. I can seeit clearly from here. Oh I can feel it reverberating for miles andmiles. If I look away it…

Appetite(s)

19561956 views66 comments11 fav

Listen, I don’t want to get all teary and here I am getting all teary, but it’s not what you think. What it is is that I think about that very first time, when she comes out of the bathroom completely naked and she looks like heaven’s very best neig

Cabana

19561956 views66 comments66 favs

The Anniversary

19551955 views3333 comments3030 favs

I don't want you like a tiger doing homework in the circus

The Virgin Bride, 1959

19551955 views1313 comments66 favs

But she didn’t look up at him when she said it. He should’ve known better. This is why he’s walking the streets of her hometown in the middle of the night. Too skittish for sex, so he left in frustration, she in tears. He sighs, looks up, and sees t

Monkey Love

19551955 views2323 comments44 favs

There's an orangutan riding an elephant that spots a hound dog.

Let Us Pretend

19551955 views44 comments33 favs

"Perhaps a divorce?" she continues, thinking of his thin, long hands and how they almost, not quite, but almost, made their usual pattern on her body, remembering having queried many men on what their most erotic sexual encounter was and found that the an

Knot Eye

19541954 views2525 comments2020 favs

The diagnosis was peculiar, the doctors agreed, / but so was the condition

The Black Hole

19531953 views99 comments99 favs

Matilda went wild at sixty-five. Legs left unshaven for the first time in fifty years, hair still and proud, knotted with forgetting. She’d roam the streets at night, a traveler without design. Matilda was a gardener of sorts, digging up all previous assu

His Days

19531953 views2626 comments1616 favs

I thought to tell him I do not love raspberries, but blueberries, but he did not attend to the things I loved.

Self Alaska

19531953 views2929 comments2121 favs

Why was it so difficult to move / toward anything?