I create profilactic balloon animals with my pinky toes. Sometimes I am a crazy wildchild pseudo-bohemian neohippie party animal. Other times I am not. Always and always I will lie stories like writers do. oh, and good people, those kind of wonderfully beautiful souls who shine out of every pore and orifice with tingly vibes, they make the world go 'round. and writers are fucking sexy, I wanna crawl inside their brain squigglies. I'm dysfunctional.
I write because I am a liar. The fetal position helps.
Authors: Tom Robbins, George Saunders, Hunter S, Palahniuk, Vonnegut
Books: The Giver, Jesus' Son, The Neverending Story
Best story of all time: Harrison Bergeron. find it.
"whoring" is fucking fantastic, if i may say so, adopting a language that's not really my own (really isn't). and i enjoyed yr comment on frankie sachs' piece on huck finn, too. cheers from berlin.
Thanks for joining my groups :) hope you'll send something sometime
hi lauren! so happy to meet you here. thanks so much for commenting on my vagina & saphris pieces. i look forward to reading more of your work. <3
Hi Lauren! Daisy's stuff is here: http://daisydanger.com
(You're posting a book?! I am so going to read that.)
alright you two, break it up. unclinch.
I guess I should have sent that too you in a message. Can you delete that before the Taliban gets my email address? I had to block Osama from Facebook and Twitter already.
Maybe Robin Williams IS your dad. You bust the nanu nanu like it's genetic or something. I don't like the fictionaut wall. You can send me an email sometime, if you like. robb at robbtodd dot com.
For some reason when I look at your Spock hands I want to say nanu nanu, which is totally wrong but idk know why. There is a dog barking like a screaming baby in the hallway right now as I type this.
Star Trek kind of owns my world. this double wall thing is confusing. it should be amended.
well played in the park, m'lady, well played indeed
I like that in your pic you are doing the double-Spock. Skilllllzzzzzz.
And being 100 has it's advantages, trust. I responded to your comment on my wall, but fictionaut walls are weird. I guess you'll have to go there to read it.
How was BK today? I hope you hit the park or a bar or both.
special to me too!!
lauren oh, you know just what to say to me
I am the first to write on your wall and that is special to me