1858 8 8
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I can confirm nothing/
but impressions of the world//
that appear beyond my/
body’s reach.
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185832
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So I’ll wait for her to clear all burden from her head and feel the ocean move us. Stand up, walk over to me and kiss me as we glided through open water.
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185800
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The latest teen abuse of an ordinary household item? Late-night “lint roller” parties at which boys and girls engage in heavy “feel-up” sessions that can lead to unwanted pregnancies, white slavery and in extreme cases, marriage.
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185866
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A son packs his bag - bottled water, extra masks, and jerky. Mom paces behind him. “Don't go.”
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18581715
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With such a world/
one must invent a heaven
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185800
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Tak Tuckerby was a racecar driver. He could drive a racecar fast and handle a racecar perfectly. Unfortunately, Tak could only drive in one direction.
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185800
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Sometimes he could feel so small he believed he could fit through the eye of a needle.
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185732
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Matthias Fenstermacher loved onions, but hated slicing them, and so he labored to produce a tearless variety. His first attempt was indeed tearless--instead of weeping, the slicer was overcome by fits of uncontrollable giggles. The potential hazard was
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1857106
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Post No Bills.
The Crouton Mavens.
United Burglars Union.
Crockpot Mistakes.
The Heavy Doors.
Fire In the Yurt.
Douche Baguettes.
Upsy-Daisey.
Schmazelhood.
Sidetrackia.
Flotsam and Jetsam.
Argyle Sox.
Roachmobile.
The Adulterer’
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185731
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the future wrapped up in a dream
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1857133
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As American as hotdogs and apple pie...
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18571814
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Also in development,/
the anatomically perfect robot/
pool boy and naughty maid,
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1857139
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Like many little towns, ours has an archive. It is a catalog of everything that happens.
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185721
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I can still feel the texture of those humid Delta mornings, hear the rhythm of the voices of black children echoing down the halls. I still remember the sense of purpose that I had each day, knowing that this, here, mattered: a child’s education, their
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185675
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I was Orson Welles skulking in the shadows and you Alida Valli;
our time measured like footsteps advancing on Gethsemane.
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185654
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Never touch David Letterman's neck!
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185652
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185640
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Except, something about Margaret was a little off. She would stop typing suddenly and look up at the plant, studying it, almost as if daring it to cross her. Then, she would go back to her computer and start pounding away again.
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185600
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18562111
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Guys on safari wearing safari jackets shoot things all day, things with funny names …
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185601
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“Don’t you wish it always ended that way? The right people fall in love? Romance leads to marriage? God, that was a great movie.”
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1855106
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185543
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take back all the falderal
and friggin' fiddle dee dee
take back the mad murmuring
of ten minutes ago
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185564
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To hear my name, called out across the Roman stones on a bridge in Regensburg through the languid March drizzle,
was to breathe again as my head burst through the water.
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18551716
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That night he dreamed about a duel with toothbrushes....
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185512
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[DO NOT READ BETWEEN THIS LINE ... CITIZEN!]
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185533
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The Karaoke Girls are not appreciated. Not nearly enough and not often enough.
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185566
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There is a push-up on the ceiling. I don't know how to get it down. I've tried hitting it with a broom. That just made it blow steam. I asked my wife, did you do push-ups on the ceiling? She did. Why? It's easier up there. The cat doesn't bother me. Well, you left…
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1855129
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His knife enters the Maui onion. He minces garlic and applies heat to pan and melts sweet cream butter and browns the garlic first and then he adds the onion and more heat, but it's time that will surely caramelize them. Salt and pepper and splashes of wine for the pan and…
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185597
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I stand at the edge of the water naked as a newborn. Tiny ripples lick my toes.
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