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...the astonishing discovery...
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182000
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The Sentinels all played for a while. They helped Reya swim in the deeper side of the pool. They even had a diving competition to see who could make a bigger splash.
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One thing about being a musician—more specifically a drummer—struggling against the cost of living—more specifically the cost of living in the Bay Area—is that I will do just about anything to earn money.
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182011
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We brought flowers for our dead lovers
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181922
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No one is a Puritan under all that powder!
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181982
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the dogneck gave no support
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181920
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She suggested just moving in together. A lot less constrained by convention she, on occasion, did not wear a bra.
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“Have you ever thought what stars are made of?”
“No,” he said.
The man nodded seriously. “I hadn’t either. Not until I met the Star Catcher. He told me all the stars in the universe are actually coins. Coins! Big coins. Small coins. Different colors
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4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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181800
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His mouth smiled but his icy eyes did not. "You like it?," he asked with a thin deflated voice. "Old family recipe. Enjoy."
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The end is rehearsed over and over;/
in a world without heaven all is farewell.
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First, the title: How George Bush And the Lovely Danielle Saved Planet Earth From Zork the Galactic Destroyer. A little unwieldy perhaps but still, a grabber. Already you're thinking, George Bush? Saving Earth? Did he die by his own fucking hand?…
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It's a pretty strange feeling when you think you're about to bite into some ice cream and instead it's gazpacho.
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Control and decorum. Manners. Practice such to protect yourself and others.
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The squirrels will not stop peeing on the trees.
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"Stop watching the news!Because the news contrives to frighten youTo make you feel small and aloneTo make you feel that your mind isn't your own"--MorrisseyThe world has gone crazy, but please let me make you One of my healing songs. You can eat it now, if you…
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She thrust her proboscis through seven layers of dermis and began to suck, filling her belly with his Welbutrin and Xanax infused blood.
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And I just want to say that my morning song is better than yours. I want you to hear it buzzing in me like an old radiator. I want you to do what you’ve done before. To press your ear against the skin and listen for the static.
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that is a fair description of our family if I add the disclaimer that the girls are whores and we don’t have much in common.
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Marlene smiles at me with her lips pressed together. The young girl standing with her can't be more than fourteen or fifteen although she is tall for her age. She too smiles. She has an intricate set of braces on her teeth. I can't tell if Marlene has teeth
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181773
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We spend life, or much of it rather, chasing epiphanies promised to us by hip prophets and free spirits.
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At that point he would leave and listen to the scientists as they debate as to why the moon has organs and why they are covered in a thick fat.
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you choose to be mine
when you take hold of my hand -
silently, i'm yours
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Sometimes cats had to die or dogs
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181600
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The tsunami started, ironically enough, with a phone call.
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Time to pull in the shining teeth, but it makes me so sad, you know I'd rather be holding hands. The others have told me, don't hold back, hit them with every white knuckle, and let them bleed out, I'd rather be kissing your face. It hurts,…
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If I had been a cat you probably would have kept me forever, even with an incurable disease. I think about that every time I clean the litter pan, especially late at night.
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Your writing offended the editors greatly, and we would select certain word choices we disliked, but we truly hated every word, including mere articles, prepositions, and conjunctions.
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