Stroller Mania

by Steven Gowin

Strollers. Been there; done that. Don't let stoller mania suck you in... 

Get something cheap and light at Target. Trash hell out of it. Encourage baby to urp up in it. Make sure it gets a little bent but folds up without taking your finger from the first joint. 

Let it be hoseable. You want to spray it down; get it spic and span. It should dry on its own after 20 minutes in the sun. Don't look at what moms in the park are using. They're dilitantes, pretenders, and trust fund mommies headed for divorce in five years anyway. 

This is the last I'll say. Slap a Rolling Stones or other wild man rockers bumper sticker on its back. Baby won't care, but you must enjoy.