Most read stories

Misunderstood

18611861 views1515 comments1212 favs

Leonard didn't know that cute girl well, hardly at all, but he really wanted to. She was his first real crush in Junior High. He got his chance and talked to her some one day while they were walking down the hall between classes. She actually spoke to him first. The bell…

Men Are Beasts

18611861 views1111 comments99 favs

They both have an annoying habit. She talks to him while she's in another room, and he doesn't answer because he can't hear what she's saying.

Jorge Curioso Flies a Plane

18611861 views66 comments55 favs

This is Jorge. He was a good little monkey. And always curious.Like the time he and his friend, the man in the amarillo sombrero, had to fly to Japan. *Jorge sat by the window. Watched the ground get further away. Until they were above the clouds. He looked out…

Casting It

18611861 views1010 comments55 favs

Truth came out of it, a little bug that hovered there...

Gazpacho

18611861 views55 comments33 favs

It's a pretty strange feeling when you think you're about to bite into some ice cream and instead it's gazpacho.

The Sky-What Limit?

18611861 views00 comments00 favs

Lighter-than-air flight was back. The skies of the coast were alight with colorful balloons, dirigibles, and zeppelins tethered to their docking towers along the beach, the huge aircraft bobbing in the breeze up and down the coast for miles,…

Letters from the Asylum (3)

18601860 views22 comments11 fav

She stepped into a pair of high heeled slippers and began to dance. She was Salome, a witch, dancing like the most beautiful, the most skilled whores of Paris.

The Celebrated Jumping Flippit of Tau-Ceti IV

18601860 views00 comments00 favs

One day me an' Elvis was down at the riverbank with Huckleberry, chasin' darters an' watchin' barges go by. It was a lazy day bein' a Sunday an' all. We had jest got back from Church an' Mami told me to change my clothes so's that I didn't get my Sunday

Where Is Daddy?

18601860 views66 comments55 favs

He checks the bedrooms first, then the hallway, followed by the living room and the bathrooms. When he can't find you he takes to calling out, daddy, I'm sure the neighbors hear.

Stupidest. Film Director. EVER!

18601860 views44 comments44 favs

["This is not a snippet of text. This is only a test."]

Poets and Roadkill

18601860 views1414 comments1010 favs

It is indisputable that poets love roadkill...

We Don't Need a Guitar Man

18601860 views55 comments22 favs

The courtroom smelled a lot like mold and it was hot as you could imagine. I sweated through my shirt and wondered if he wasn’t dying under his robe. He looked down at me from his bench and I just knew he was going to call me a commie and sentence me to l

South 55

18601860 views22 comments22 favs

This is a wife pregnant with spiders

Girls with Guns

18591859 views77 comments22 favs

"My dear man. We are not friends we are symbiotic."

love poem for the homeless man who was killed on wednesday night

18591859 views1515 comments1414 favs

it was your hands—caked with years-old clay & quaking from too much solitude

Small Change

18591859 views1414 comments1414 favs

Life seemed okay…for the most part.

cloth

18591859 views88 comments22 favs

i want out

Jambalaya

18591859 views2727 comments1414 favs

Your writing offended the editors greatly, and we would select certain word choices we disliked, but we truly hated every word, including mere articles, prepositions, and conjunctions.

FAMILY VALUES

18591859 views00 comments00 favs

that is a fair description of our family if I add the disclaimer that the girls are whores and we don’t have much in common.

Dick Be Gone

18591859 views33 comments22 favs

One thing about being a musician—more specifically a drummer—struggling against the cost of living—more specifically the cost of living in the Bay Area—is that I will do just about anything to earn money.

Thumbs Up Jesus

18591859 views2323 comments1212 favs

Good buddy Jesus./ Life coach Jesus. Enthusiastic// and optimistic Jesus, no cross/ or crown of thorns in sight.

A Chaos Theory

18581858 views00 comments00 favs

—with spinster goddesses in the middle of things / circling looms.

All About the Tumor

18581858 views1515 comments1111 favs

Stupidity is not a mask; it is the face / and it is the face that betrays us / always.

Twenty-Ten

18581858 views00 comments00 favs

He picked her out of the crowd at Club Mai, easy when you knew what to look for: long, dark hair, pretty Latina face, store-bought tits. This one wore a tight dress that showed off her legs, sculpted to perfection by God and a pair of four-inch stilettos.

Weary

18581858 views11 comment00 favs

At this time of night, the fluorescence makes his eyes bleed. The muscles in his legs are tight; walking's more of a necessity than anything else. Alexander pushes the shopping cart down the endless gray tile floors of the Grand Union on 35.

Is That You, Bugs?

18581858 views1212 comments1010 favs

Poor kid. She didn't mean to leave my business card on her kitchen counter next to the telephone. It was a mistake.

Bonne Fire

18581858 views55 comments22 favs

And the voodoo pins pinged as, folding and imploding, she was reduced to a petro-chemical puddle.

Hot Dog Hot Dog

18581858 views44 comments44 favs

A man on the sidewalk dressed as a hot dog hits a triangle dinner bell with a clang and yells for everyone to come and eat at Hot Dog Hot Dog. We were feeling more like fish and chips or spicy pulled pork, but there's something about how…

After Our First Kiss, The Paranoia Sets In

18581858 views44 comments44 favs

Your kiss has spread like a fever, persistent and catastrophic for an ill-prepared heart like mine.

Insurgencies

18581858 views2222 comments1818 favs

The end will film itself/ in charred, eviscerated bodies