Most read stories

Badface Investigates – Scarification: (draft)

18931893 views00 comments00 favs

I can barely feel the blade as it first goes in. I'm pleasantly surprised. But as she drags the knife across my skin the pain increases becoming more and more painful rising to a point of unbearable agony the further she cuts.

For Dejan S. & Bob V. & Gordy B.

18921892 views33 comments22 favs

Put blisters on your fingers and Put plasters on your head but Put peppers on your privates and You’ll wish that you were dead!

Parts 2 Through 5 of a piece called Wilderness of Humanity, or, We Can Always Clean This Thing Up Again

18921892 views77 comments66 favs

2. humility You know what silly does? Silly guarantees that you will enjoy the moment as the moment for the moment. Clowns make fun of silly. Isn't that ironic? They are in essence the opposite of their own image. That's why so many people see them as evil--because you…

Things I saw before and after I broke into my neighbour's apartment

18921892 views22 comments00 favs

Before Plasma screen TV Futon Underwear (brief style) piled on kitchen chair Unopened mail from funeral parlour Water in the sink coloured orange with grease Desktop computer (flying toasters screen saver) Cigarette butts floating…

The Tree

18921892 views1212 comments88 favs

No fuckin' way, Maude. Excuse me, but you know I can't stand that bag of wind. No way.

Girl Friends

18921892 views00 comments00 favs

Two women grab a table near a window in a coffee shop. Outside, the sky is the color of dulled aluminum. It is early spring and pollen assaults the air with a tint of sulfur.

The Quiet Room by Doug Holder

18911891 views11 comment11 fav

I keep my life very ordered. Order for me is security. I am sure of some things. Like the fact I work five nights a week, and sleep during the day.

Antigone Détente

18911891 views1717 comments1414 favs

Tan my hide. Feed me to rabid / macaques.

A Brooklyn Tale

18911891 views1212 comments88 favs

"Everything except food and sex."

Salt Thought

18901890 views2020 comments1616 favs

The custard of eternity is scooped into the quantum cone of knowledge and drips out the bottom one lifetime at a time.

Maître d’

18901890 views1717 comments1515 favs

Before the days of “customer experience,” Eddie figured out whatever information he could about his clients. He asked them for business cards, recorded their phone numbers from the reservation book, snapped photos of them in his mind…

Twenty-Ten

18901890 views00 comments00 favs

He picked her out of the crowd at Club Mai, easy when you knew what to look for: long, dark hair, pretty Latina face, store-bought tits. This one wore a tight dress that showed off her legs, sculpted to perfection by God and a pair of four-inch stilettos.

Voronezh. Samara. Tyumen.

18901890 views88 comments55 favs

They have a saying in Russia: Live in Voronezh, work in Samara, die in Tyumen. In honour of Saint Rose, born on the banks of the Voronezh, fed the hungry and the poor of Samara, torn apart by wolves in Tyumen on the exact date that she had herself predict

Golgotha

18901890 views22 comments00 favs

They were starting to get winded. The boy, his father and his little brother were hiking up a hill, cutting a diagonal path through hay-colored grass towards an outcrop of craggy boulders below the hill's summit.

Life of Charlotte

18901890 views1111 comments44 favs

A wall of icons can be beautiful if you don’t look closely at the hands. The hands tell stories of too short lives and unrequited love.

Suspended

18891889 views99 comments88 favs

In the beginning the revolution was all motion and energy. When the President for Life resigned motion and energy disappeared with the sounds of clapping hands.

Peach (2)

18891889 views1111 comments66 favs

He has stubby, rough little fingers. Good.

You are beautiful just the way you are

18891889 views66 comments66 favs

There were avocados splayed across menus like 1950′s pinup girls–all thigh and curve. Avocados in California omelets. Avocados split and diced, sprayed with lime, slapped on bagels, served with tomato.

The Dog

18891889 views66 comments22 favs

They stood at the intersection waiting for the light to change so they could cross the highway.

I will be your girlfriend, Sam Pink

18891889 views11 comment00 favs

I don't really know, though. I've been locked in a beer cave for the last ten years of my life. I was just let out by some frat boys who were looking for Natty Light.

Wrong Number

18881888 views77 comments33 favs

The package arrived, delivered to her work as was her preference. She took it to the ladies room and sat on the lounge, carefully opening the box, removing the new black patent leather FMQs, pulling out the tissue paper stuffed into the toes and placing her well-worn…

Monster Truck

18881888 views33 comments33 favs

In another lifetime the loft had been a shoe factory and I joked how in the dark of night I could hear the ghosts of lost soles speaking in tongues. There was the rolling of eyes, and when I repeated the joke to my therapist, who was actually sitting acr

Razor Wire

18881888 views66 comments22 favs

I flip up my hoodie, pull the string tight across my lips until it cuts into them, pull tighter, saw back and forth until blood warms the hairs on my chin.

quacking

18871887 views1010 comments55 favs

there she was, this beautiful duck with her 4 beautiful babies, under my bush.

Borden, Dream on Lord of the Pies.

18871887 views22 comments11 fav

A plague of dykes mattered not. This spider-girl had driven the world of thought from Borden’s mind.

The Queue

18871887 views22 comments11 fav

She persisted. “How long have we been here?” A note of anger crept into his voice. “How long? How long? Why …, why ….” He swallowed hard, realized he had forgotten.

Dream Girl

18871887 views88 comments66 favs

There was something wrong with this picture. Was he the man she had slept with last night?

Small Change

18871887 views1414 comments1414 favs

Life seemed okay…for the most part.

Assay the Assail

18871887 views22 comments22 favs

No one is a Puritan under all that powder!

Skype's Not for Losers. Really.

18871887 views44 comments11 fav

™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®>©≈∞⅜∏√™¶¢£ÆëáçÑøí¥®