Most read stories

Their Nipples

19521952 views00 comments11 fav

The soft twin winds of peace and harmony flow through your nipples It is not milk that gives such flow but the whiff of life’s spirit, the wind of poetry the renewal and the silence of the love you give me I suck like a new

Medusas

19521952 views22 comments11 fav

I didn’t kiss Odgeir because I fancied him, I kissed him because I knew other people fancied him.

Arcana Magi Pure Vol.2 - c.5

19521952 views00 comments00 favs

As Mayumi ran toward the battle, she watched helicopters over the giant centipede explode and rain down on the street below. Lightning bolts, fireballs, and water balls that burst into rain, littered the skies.

Little Green Rednecks

19521952 views00 comments00 favs

“I was listenin' ta one o' them Terran religious broadcasts 'bout Mother Earth when they up an' says that global warmin' was all the fault o' mankind, an' they had ta make the non-believers see that all the drivin' they did, an' all the stuff they bought

Flaming Beauty

19521952 views1010 comments55 favs

Okay, it was a long shot but who in that room wasn’t desperate to shift that shit? All our jobs depended on it.

Crows and the Gunshot

19521952 views1111 comments99 favs

We'll Thelma-and-Louise it, I urged, Bonnie-and-Clyde it, she bettered, Sundance-and-Butch it, I proffered but she was already leaning in for a kiss.

Boom

19511951 views66 comments22 favs

It was as if a car bomb went off in Beaver Cleaverville.

Eyes Off the Road

19511951 views1616 comments1515 favs

One by one I lost my desires.

Kitchen Knife (n.)

19511951 views66 comments22 favs

Kitchen Knife (n.)1. A standard kitchen tool consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle intended for cutting, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing.2. Used primarily for food preparation (see also BUTCHERING; BACKSTABBING; JACK THE RIPPER; DEATH BY A THOUSAND…

A House Made of Stars

19511951 views66 comments44 favs

My cousin had put them up last year, showed me when we stood on her bed as her fingers pointed, traced over the outlines, then turned out the lights, so that I could see them glow.

Frostproof Suite: Saint John’s Eve

19511951 views1111 comments88 favs

Everyone at the Bermudez Brothers Combined Shows and Circus held one low opinion or another about Jimmy Dubcek.

Clearing

19511951 views22 comments22 favs

Forty years is a very long time to live with someone.Ellen stood motionless at the curtainless kitchen window, staring at the autumnal woods, looking for signs of the various animals that frequented her property. She had done this every morning and every evening since Jim…

Far Star Girl

19511951 views88 comments33 favs

She thought maybe an angel had called out her name. She wasn't sure. She was waiting for her older sister to return with Jujy Fruits and bonbons. The theater, neither light nor dark, was to Cassie's ten-year-old mind, an appropriate-enough setting for a v

Reaction

19501950 views77 comments22 favs

Fingers of angry red welts crossed his face and neck.

Gargoyle

19501950 views1313 comments1111 favs

they were open weekends if we needed to bring him in for euthanasia.

All The Right Steps

19501950 views00 comments00 favs

"I didn’t take my mother’s denial of my dream lightly. I wanted it desperately. I cried and pleaded, nagged and begged. On several occasions, I temperamentally got out of the car at a stop sign and walked. Once, my mother said that I was nagging her so mu

Cold Feet

19501950 views99 comments55 favs

“…And his smell. That Brett smell. It might become my smell…”

The Jewish Goodbye

19501950 views00 comments00 favs

"And secondly, it’s never bing bing bing with you. It’s like, bing bang bongity bumbity bum yadda yadda bla bla bla.” Sam stopped short and glanced down at his shoes. He knew he’d gone too far.

In Machu Picchu

19501950 views55 comments11 fav

"I wonder what happened to Murder Man and Lust Girl?" wondered The Black Toadstool. The Anti-Justice League were in Machu Picchu, on a short vacation after taking over most of South America and the South Pole. The South Pole had been so easy. …

My Tongue

19501950 views1111 comments55 favs

A nun once told me to watch my tongue. This is not an easy thing to do.

This, About The Man I Met Out Here In Nearly Nowhere

19501950 views33 comments22 favs

Out here in nearly nowhere I met this man. About him I know something something, and no one can tell me otherwise.

Down on the Pharm

19501950 views00 comments00 favs

I found my patch by accident whilst out picking medicinals ta cover a load o' dead constrictors. I tested the patch in the traditional way an' got a bit stoned on jes' a nibble o' a fresh sprout. Course, everyone knows the sprouts 're more concentrated t

Paperwork

19501950 views11 comment00 favs

There were literally thousands of criteria that got people of every stripe and strata on the list, which had been maintained since before the very first human fingers scrawled crude images on blank surfaces. 

The Little Things

19501950 views00 comments00 favs

Incredibly he began to picture in his mind a scene not related at all to his frenzied search but of a huge plate of apple pie a la mode with the vanilla ice cream melting in streams like cool lava down the side of the pie and off of the plate.

Don't Leave Me Alone!

19491949 views33 comments33 favs

A joust. A tournament. A playing field. ¶ Hmm . . .

The Dooleys

19491949 views22 comments22 favs

Mama told me never to play with the Dooley boys. They play too rough, they’re not to be trusted, and no one has seen Mrs. Dooley since she tried to clean out their tree house. Mama would always say, “You play with the Dooley Boys, you play with Satan.”

THE MOON, THE SUN, AND RYAN W. BRADLEY (not quite a fortune-telling)

19491949 views33 comments11 fav

“That’s just Ryan W. Bradley—son of a bitch knows better by now.”

Lemony snickers on Route 66

19491949 views2020 comments1010 favs

Went back to his cab and returned with a whip...

The Future and Why We are Afraid

19491949 views11 comment11 fav

Once, when I had not talked to you in a long time, I woke with your name in my mouth.

John & Jackie

19481948 views00 comments00 favs

By the time I learned how much I loved my family, I was 3 years and eight-hundred miles away from them