it’s a true story

My only celebrity anecdote involves seeing Barbara Bush in the back of the Presidential limo, parked near the loading dock in the alley behind my work.  This was during a big education summit in the early 90s.  Of course, I'm just kidding.  The story is completely made up; the events never occurred but, still, everybody always laughs and laughs whenever I deliver the big punchline, “Hey boy, you want a Nabs?”