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He was not supposed to leave handcuffs or a butt plug laying around.
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My only celebrity anecdote involves seeing Barbara Bush in the back of the Presidential limo ...
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I haven’t made the headlines yet. Maybe I never will. In a city like this, it probably takes more than this to get the helicopters in the air.
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Your face became crackled with lines of age
your insides became dirtied and broken
it was often due to my neglect or abuse,
but you suffered with words unspoken
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"Give that roach a Sno*Cap."
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April was no fool. She knew Paul's window would be open, it was Saturday night, and as long as she crawled in after midnight, his parents would be drunk and dead asleep. Those were the exact words he said. He called it "Paul's after…
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I wonder, God. Do you sit around and play with the universe like it was your Wii? Or your Farmville? Or maybe your little iphone app? I mean, really. Did it ever occur to you that the little men, women and children on your screen actually bleed? Do you think…
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So off to the Nacimiento woods after Arizona's homemade pizza flat
That's more intoxicating than a brew
And lisnin' to Strangefellow's ten fingers magically fly on his Strat
With his Psyche-delicate view
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He groaned in that half-life state between dreamless sleep and wakefulness.
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So me and Andre ended up living together in Newburgh, New York, had a few kids cause he'd just look at me with those heavee lidded Frenchie eyes and say sheree fook me and vuala, I'd get knocked up.
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“Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rules the waves!”
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Somehow I always had to sit behind him. I remember because he had a constellation of skin tags on his neck. I thought about drawing stars on him; I thought about creating a new galaxy I would rule. I should have been learning math instead. I still can’t
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I started with the idea of a time travelling Autobot but not as a time traveling vehicle, like a Delorian or the Jet Car from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai.
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