Gods Sense of Humor (April Fools Challenge)

by sara t.

I wonder, God. Do you sit around and play with the universe like it was your Wii? Or your Farmville? Or maybe your little iphone app? I mean, really. Did it ever occur to you that the little men, women and children on your screen actually bleed? Do you think its okay to give us a little shake and then say “oops, my bad”..? Or when you launch that meteor button on a course towards earth and have it veer off at the last moment, to say “ha, just kidding”!?  And I really don't like it when you make us humans get involved in wars for your amusement. Its not funny and your sense of humor stinks.