Most read stories

Possum Woman

24172417 views33 comments00 favs

They always referred to her as the possum woman back home. She scoured the streets just as the sun fell into deep slumber behind the sentinel, sun tanned shoulders of the mountains encircling small town anywhere.

The Death of Tarzan

24172417 views1414 comments88 favs

Martín stood over the slow, labored panting as if it were a mystery he could not explain. The dog lay on the frayed pillow bed, a knot of fur and skin, in his father’s office. One eye, like an almond floating in milk, stared up at the boy.

Bomba

24152415 views00 comments00 favs

The man is middle-aged, although not rich, and the girl, aside from being very young, is not exceptionally pretty. But she has recently shed twenty pounds for the express purpose of looking fabulous on…

Contentment

24142414 views1919 comments1313 favs

On the bed he tickled her until she was crying with laughter. And then the tickles became caresses, the fingers, lips.

Scrabbled Sensitivities

24142414 views1010 comments66 favs

It was fun, until he started winning every time.

The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly

24142414 views1414 comments44 favs

One of the women is a brassy blond, and when she takes off her coat, I almost choke on a French fry.

Hello, My Name Is James, And I Am An Asshole

24142414 views33 comments00 favs

By my calculations, all hell is uncoiling. At the moment, this fact is not really obvious to anyone, but I'm confident that will change soon enough.

Steady Keel

24142414 views55 comments22 favs

He stands. Shoes for dashing, and he could dash, if the audience would stand for it, through one of two exits, beneath one of three wreaths. This year, the year of the Millennium, the wreaths seem dark and Germanic. The stage seems like a Great Hall set for a solitary…

Already Dead

24132413 views1313 comments55 favs

It was already dead and was hanging from her ceiling.

The Thing on the Stair

24122412 views66 comments44 favs

Autumn brings It

The Bond Trader Goes Hunting

24122412 views1616 comments1313 favs

The Bond Trader begins his morning with coffee and a hit of LSD.

Never Been Down to Lonely Street

24122412 views1111 comments55 favs

“This is not turning out to be a wholesome project,” my brother hissed into the phone one night. “Yo, Alan, it’s ELVIS. It’s American gothic, and the child needs to know the underbelly of the myth,” I hissed back.“Did you, or did you not, wear makeup to

Heels.

24122412 views44 comments00 favs

Why am I attracted to this girl? She’s beautiful. Only five foot four, but still looks skyscraper tall thanks to those skinny greyhound legs of hers. She told me she used to dance, then giggled and said she hadn’t since she was five years old.

The Intervention

24112411 views1919 comments1515 favs

"You're publishing too much too / quickly. We think that's unhealthy. We want you / to slow down. You're becoming a fame whore."

Polite Grafitti

24112411 views1919 comments66 favs

He was entirely guilty of what he had done and wanted that to be acknowledged and understood by the arresting officer.

Death Pays a Visit But Fucks Up

24112411 views55 comments66 favs

We get prepped for the big finale, and we don't want the guy who turns up with the scythe to be Jo-Jo the dog-faced boy.

A Simple Misunderstanding

24112411 views11 comment00 favs

With such an attitude, it is remarkable that Jerome Quinth would be the one to make first contact with the beings from Lepton Six. As near as authorities could piece together from the charred remains, the historic event happened innocently enough on on

Treading Water

24112411 views44 comments33 favs

I was nine when I saw my first dead body.

Four Noble Lies

24112411 views1515 comments1616 favs

When Carlotta left me, I cried / into my soup. I shriveled into / harsh mathematics.

Suspended Heart

24102410 views77 comments77 favs

The suspended heart became an oracle of sorts. Hung from a string, immersed in the kind of glass container in which tulips grow, it was located between Bath and Body Works and Kleinfelter's Jewelers at the north entrance of the mall. Someone had lost it,

On Tundergarth Farm

24102410 views44 comments11 fav

There’s an oak tree in Hanover, New Hampshire. Twenty years old, it is still a sapling. I imagine that one day the tree will have a commanding view of the Connecticut River and Norwich, Vermont, where my mom sat in bed, crying, watching everything unfol

Love Songs for Kandahar

24092409 views77 comments55 favs

You worry that the mullahs suspect us, but that cannot be. We never touch in public. You weep and I shake when a neighbor knocks on the door.

The Duende

24092409 views1515 comments77 favs

Now he took his guitar in hand, and at once he felt a strange fiery sensation rise from the soles of his feet, to the palms of his hands, to the tips of his fingers: the Duende. It was that mystical force poets can sense, and no philosopher can explain.

Kung Pao Turkey

24092409 views88 comments66 favs

It was my grandmother's idea of a joke, but I never realized she was joking when she repeated it every Thanksgiving. She would sit at the head table just before Uncle Leon would carve the bird and ask, "It's an American holiday. Shouldn't we be roasting an eagle…

FENG THE CHEF REALIZES CHINA’S NOT BUYING SALMON FROM NORWAY

24082408 views44 comments22 favs

China refuses them politely, politely in that Communist way of saying without saying.

Clab's Craws

24082408 views99 comments66 favs

I realized something must be terribly wrong.

Rocky Mountain Oysters

24082408 views88 comments22 favs

“They’re Rocky Mountain Oysters,” the blond said. “Fresh. You’ll absolutely love them Jim.”

Ode to a Crow

24082408 views77 comments33 favs

We walk in silence. We water our plants. We don’t eat as well as we should. We try to love. We try to forget.

Rain

24082408 views66 comments00 favs

Real Estate

24072407 views4141 comments1111 favs

He drove down there in his truck the second time. Didn't want to get anywhere near that snooty car of hers.