Babies love her

by Laura Ellen Scott

And so. Like. I miss Ala. She picks at bites and acts like a perpetual wreck, always frantic about what might happen. So like, you can't find her on Facebook because she's worried about being serial killed. But when real shit hits a real fan no one is calmer or more immediately capable. So like, she once drove through a crosswalk without looking and almost hit a guy who then kicked her Subaru Forrester in the side, denting the door panel. And she said to him: “Must suck to have to walk everywhere.”