Most read stories

Hogging the Lady

13991399 views1515 comments1111 favs

She was not the usual member of the band, not the girl nextdoor, not next to any door, not a regular housekeeper or woman. She was a ditch digger, a pied, circular piper, a mouse hugger.

A Paltry Thing

13991399 views88 comments77 favs

I love Hooters. Best cheese steak in town in my opinion.

Exordium

13991399 views00 comments11 fav

Overhead cranes balance ordinance from one end of the palatial enclosure to the other. There are robots, high-voltage, force-fields…more than a hundred ways someone could get hurt. I looked back again…She was gone.

Laidlaw

13991399 views1010 comments77 favs

There were too many laws but not enough of the kinds she wanted. She wished for the right to go shopping. Then taste rather than disposable income or access to finance could distinguish people.

The Industrious Mice

13981398 views33 comments22 favs

I am not responsible for any nightmares this piece may cause for all you mice lovers!

To Whom It May Concern:

13981398 views00 comments00 favs

Now, we can argue about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but there is no doubt that it takes eight spritzes of Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner, three spritzes of Lime-Away, and then a 30 second spray of Oust to incapacitat

Physics 101

13981398 views55 comments44 favs

The cellar smelled like an aroused muskrat.

When Birds Do Not Fly

13981398 views44 comments44 favs

The last chick in the nest

Saturdays with Satan: Satan Falls in Love

13981398 views44 comments44 favs

“I'm in love,” Satan said to me cheerily. I could tell he was in a good mood. He was whistling as he came up my sidewalk. There was a spring in his step. He carried his mail tucked under his arm.“I'm in love,” he said …

Helen Says (from FATHER MUST)

13981398 views11 comment11 fav

Masking. Helen says not to think of it as covering or disguising or concealing. Helen says to understand it is not to take it as something put up front and over like a mask. Helen says it’s not like that...

Prologue (excerpt from a novel)

13981398 views55 comments11 fav

The clip-clopping of footsteps now echoes from the opposite end of the alleyway, and as you turn to face the figure who appears behind you, the figure wearing a fierce Noh-drama mask, you determine that this time you will enlist its aid in decoding this r

Rechargeable Batteries

13981398 views00 comments00 favs

Was he really a Secret Service guy? No time to think now! Quick as lightning, Rachel bounded over the sleeping matron and sprinted up the aisle.

The Note

13981398 views3131 comments1818 favs

... “All power is just behind your belly. Look. Knot of belt – just in front of navel – navel is eye of chi.” ...

Honey Bee Men

13981398 views66 comments44 favs

"...she's been seeming like she's been dreaming while awake lately..."

Dinner with Someone Who Fucks Someone Else

13981398 views22 comments33 favs

say no / to me / and devastate me / and I will take it / as god's will / to drown me / in a vat / of my own / entrails

Four Poems

13981398 views1616 comments99 favs

Our disappearance would register/ as the movement of a sand grain/ on a windy beach full of sand.

A Song To Lose Your Shoes To

13981398 views33 comments00 favs

You’ve got me standin’ on my knees, A’searchin’ for a beggar’s alms, From folks who’re deaf to all my pleas And blind to open palms.

Half Awake in a Fake Empire

13981398 views00 comments00 favs

Cooking dinner for one in a city that isn’t my home. A beautiful city that I’m slowly losing interest in, just as I become a local. In a tiny apartment set in the most realistic part of town, I’ve turned the music up loud to drown out my thoughts.

The Face of the Moon, And Another Story

13971397 views11 comment11 fav

For example, I never noticed that the moon had eyelashes, not until tonight. You said you couldn’t really see that, not at all. You preferred the fact that the word “lunatic” sounded like an attic on the moon...

Taken from 'A Story of Me And You'

13971397 views44 comments00 favs

No one commented on her altered appearance, although Will in Accounts said he quite liked her hair like that, so she assumed that no one could see the snakes. But she still felt self-conscious, exposed. She had to remember not to talk to them when she was…

two little water molecules

13971397 views11 comment11 fav

away into a gale then sleet he gurgled with eddie the pike till he yearned and twirled the oracle of spider gloss till he slipped alone into the sky to find her in a violet rain they splat together back to back on the rail in the rumbling tumbl

Fragment from a Paper Story

13971397 views11 comment11 fav

While Leif was still very young, his emotions were very easy to read, for they appeared on his parchment coloured skin, named in his mother's writing. When he was seventeen, Leif fell in love. She was a pretty maid, one of the college servants who kept his…

A Quiet Noise

13971397 views77 comments33 favs

the sun is quiet like the mountains, the birds except for their wings

Falling

13971397 views22 comments11 fav

Sometimes when I fall I see a ...

Selling A Wedding Ring

13971397 views33 comments00 favs

I somehow ended up with my father's second wife's wedding ring. Although it could actually be his third wife's wedding ring.

Metamorphosis

13971397 views66 comments55 favs

One morning as Georgia Samantha was waking up from her girlish dreams, she found that she had been changed during the night into a stiff-spined book.

Reasons to Live (RtL) = right to left

13971397 views99 comments88 favs

6. to register for the draft

The Other Side of the Wall

13971397 views33 comments22 favs

I’m glad they put the wall up. When it gets a little humid around here, I can smell those damn people.

young salesman

13971397 views44 comments11 fav

When I was young I bowed with such forgotten politeness, a young salesman, enchanting, in the silken trades. But I remembered the sun also when it was in Hades, which had forgotten to set, or to rise. Peace, also, dangled there by the neck. Such a pre

Figures in Disquieting Landscapes

13971397 views1313 comments1010 favs

Tentacles hold fast to the small/ thrashing thing they believe is true// which, devoured, once crushed/ completely still, turns into shit,