1500 10 4
|
"Nice one, sir," the toilet said.
|
150040
|
“Well, aren’t you the cutest thing?”
Shelly looked around for the source of the line and one of the better looking bar flies met her gaze. He wore a faded t-shirt with a swoosh graphic that read ‘Just Do Me‘. True to its mystical nature, her indefatigabl
|
150064
|
But I had learned from ingesting Roberto’s glitter-eyed fear, it could make you never close enough, and then, never far enough away. And both at the same time.
|
149900
|
The sound built up, louder and louder causing birds and insects to fly into the air. Then it stopped.
|
149900
|
Sora collapsed on the wall to Azure’s squeals. She felt her arm lifted up and placed around Azure’s shoulder.
|
149985
|
Remember when I entered a room and turned heads
is my youthful charm a sputtering fire in the hearth
|
149952
|
Send me a secret story in a song just for me
|
14991610
|
A figure left the building.
|
149944
|
I call him a Staffordshire terrier. You call him a pit bull. Some people say he's lovable. Other people say he'll bite your face off without thinking too hard.
|
1499167
|
Nothing about it//
is attractive- its color, it’s design,/
it’s market value. I leave it be and watch
|
149900
|
Coagulating sky, a turbulentheave of orange, blood red,hell's fire smeared —below, tar seas bulgeat the seams, engulfing ships.Pier-bound she streaksand wails as the seaswells and threatens to claim —, corpse head, baldeyes, her death robescling to…
|
149941
|
A tanka/haiku poem about grandma getting run over by a reindeer.
|
149800
|
...the fatal bleeding-out of the love receptors. They call it “Juliet's Tears.”
|
149820
|
|
1498138
|
|
1498158
|
What's that snitch doin' here?
|
149822
|
...you should pick a VERY OLD millionaire. Very old, and NOT VERY WELL...
|
14981711
|
Each little token is the world/
as you knew it at each time and place
|
1498126
|
a little bitter for the better
|
149863
|
“I'm thinking about math class,” she said. “The solution to three factorial.”
“Easy,” Leo said.
|
14981614
|
They are all sleeping, but I know better. I will keep watch and if he comes tonight I will be alert and ready. When he arrives he'll see the slack mouths, the graceless sprawls, hear the grunts, snorts and snores of the other women and then he'll sense me. My eyes will…
|
149853
|
Maybe you, citizen, should be a jerk. Jerks get where they are going. You, citizen, what about you? Handy, dandy, where’s the jerk? Conformists. Sheep. All of you, all of us, boiling out our radiators. Spending our day, our days, our lives in coope
|
149700
|
“Jesus Christ!” the man screams in pain, and a chorus of “Ewww” is heard from the girls' bench, where the severed body part has landed in a Yoplait strawberry yogurt.
|
149796
|
I held her hand through two divorces, I warned her that gorgeous Geoffrey was homosexual when she was oblivious, and I fed her children when she was off at rehab (four times before it 'took').
|
149741
|
On the way home, “Friendly honk,” he said.
|
149733
|
That’s true, you know, what they said about the drummer and spontaneous combustion.
|
149774
|
I was just sitting in the corner, stirring my stories with a straw that sucked characters out of bars.
|
149700
|
When we talked about the lasagna, we were, I see now, talking about different things. I.e., I was talking about lasagna, and you were talking about almost everything but. You weren't talking about the dry, burnt noodles or…
|
14971920
|
It was a pleasant time, my thoughts were mostly good ones, with little effort wasted on regret.
|
1497217
|
Once, asked what time it was, M. replied, "Eternity."
|
