1699 3 3
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Don't feed it to the dog, it has bones, it is a whole goddamn chicken in a can, and I can't stress that enough. Besides one year you gave me a toilet seat for Christmas. I couldn't even eat that Ky
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169911
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Let there fly the sticky platypus of love, resplendent beak of the sleek.
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169866
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4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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16981415
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There he was, naked and covered in green mud
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169891
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She was skinny and with breasts like a wound up skein of yarn.
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16981812
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There's a man sitting in my room holding a jar of my ashes. That's what he claims.
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169875
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He drifted for years: No forwarding. No phone.
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16981911
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Emma pushes through the door of the corner market, aiming briskly for her car, keys in one hand, grocery bag in the other, shoulder bag slung. Best not to make eye contact with the loitering boozers and bikers from the bar next door. Double take. Can't…
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169720
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Nothing more savory than gossip relayed in confidential tones.
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169762
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I flip up my hoodie, pull the string tight across my lips until it cuts into them, pull tighter, saw back and forth until blood warms the hairs on my chin.
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1697105
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I don't want no laugh track
I'm trying to find something that's real
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1696149
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Maybe all quarterbacks are shitwads.
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16961710
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“What are you doing, Maestro?"
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16961714
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Tan my hide. Feed me to rabid / macaques.
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16951512
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
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169521
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My name is Lu-chen Wyatt, and I have watched this tomb for seven years with undying loyalty. Tomorrow I am going away, and I wish to set down the story of my leaving and to say goodbye to Set-Yi, whose burial place has been my home for so long.
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169544
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Why you keep a razor blade in your stocking?
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16951716
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1695135
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The Fuddy-Duddy Writer does not do wit.
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169542
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Great Uncle did stunts in silents and shot a man in a cowboy one-reeler, then vanished to the hills like Roy Earle in High Sierra.
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1695118
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In the morning, I lay on my side and ran a finger down the girl’s back, lightly tracing her spine. I remarked on the whiteness of her skin.
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16951211
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Call him a hobo or homeless or bum or junkie.
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169553
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It's a pretty strange feeling when you think you're about to bite into some ice cream and instead it's gazpacho.
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1694108
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Time to pull in the shining teeth, but it makes me so sad, you know I'd rather be holding hands. The others have told me, don't hold back, hit them with every white knuckle, and let them bleed out, I'd rather be kissing your face. It hurts,…
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16941512
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Leonard didn't know that cute girl well, hardly at all, but he really wanted to. She was his first real crush in Junior High. He got his chance and talked to her some one day while they were walking down the hall between classes. She actually spoke to him first. The bell…
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16942217
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The world is full of dead dogs
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1694117
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Winter melts to ashes and now we walk where hillocks dip like pillows, where a warm pocket of air keeps the scent of spring beauties for itself. Sensitive vetch so easily shocked folds under a feather yet the earth trembles where trout lilies shove. Buds stall on lilacs…
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1694109
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The tiny green light flashing in the lawn of an apartment building one night that caught Roberta’s attention while we were walking home from Café Vita.
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1694128
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No fuckin' way, Maude. Excuse me, but you know I can't stand that bag of wind. No way.
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169462
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So, when Daddy grabbed that cock by the neck and threw him into the hole that he quick covered with dirt, I knew right then that men would play a subservient role in my life going forward.
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